I think Rudy Gay might be the only player that I ever excluded from my channel who never had a single All-Star appearance. He was a big-time scorer for a big chunk of his career, big-time enough for me not want to have to deal with his highlight videos, but he was never big enough…
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Jabari Parker 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Jabari Parker must have seen the latest RPM stats from ESPN that show him as the worst player in the league, because what I saw of him while making this highlight video was nothing like the Jabari that I’ve seen previously this season. This Jabari was taking good shots, not Melo-style ISO jimbos. This Jabari…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
“Dear Father, I apologize for filling your mailbox with more correspondence from your distraught son, but you are my only source of comfort in these trying times. Today, while playing in a game against the Hornets team from North Carolina (such an odd choice for a team’s name, but I cannot argue, for I play…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 17 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Another sick performance by De’Aaron Fox. How did he turn from such garbage last year to being one of the best (if not THE best) young PG’s in the league? And yes, before you dispute it, he was garbage last year. I don’t know what RPM even is or how it works, but I know…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
This video contains Doug McDermott’s first block of the season. That’s not surprising. All the NBA draft intelligentsia knew that his abysmal steal+block numbers in college weren’t likely to improve in the NBA. McDermott had a chance to pad his defensive stats against 6’0″ white dudes from the Buddlechuck Backwoods Baptist Bible College basketball team,…
Read MoreChristian Wood 11 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
It must suck to be a fan who watched their team get blown out for three quarters, and then the fourth quarters comes along and they’re like “oh well at least we get to see the scrubs for once I’m really high on [INSERT SCRUB HERE]” and then the other team’s scrubs just keep kicking…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 16 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
If Jamal Crawford didn’t approach Antonio Blakeney after this game was over to offer him sage, veteran advice, then I don’t know what to think. Antonio Blakeney is like the one dude currently in the NBA who sort of fits into the Crawford mold, except he likes passing even less than Crawford does. If Crawford…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Noah Vonleh contributed mightily to the Knicks’ toppling of the Celtics with his slow-release three-pointers, his positively DEMONIC rejections of wimpy leprechaun shots, and, confusingly, a pump-fake-three-to-step-in-midrange-jimbo that left me feeling feelings that I haven’t felt in a long time. Is Vonleh finally breaking out? Maybe? Sort of? Does sixteen points really count as “breaking…
Read MoreEd Davis 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Scrolling down the Nets-Mavericks box-score, I am struck by an intriguing total: Ed Davis with seventeen points. Using my amazing powers of statistical recall, I quickly determine that seventeen is the most that Davis has scored in the past three seasons. A highlight video must be made at once. My eye darts to the left…
Read MoreDeandre Ayton 18 Points/5 Assists Full HIghlights (11/21/2018)
Prior to the making of this video, I made a prediction regarding the nature of Deandre Ayton’s assists in this game. As you will soon see, it was more of a “prophecy” than a “prediction”, which, by extension, makes me a prophet. Prophet DTB. Nice. Has a ring to it. Here’s my prediction/prophecy (which I…
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