Montrezl “Szskztoon” Harrell just can’t stop styling on other teams. Not only is he styling on them, but he is flexing on them. I don’t know what “flexing” is in the new internet lingo, but Harrell has a lot of muscles so I’m sure he flexes them at least some of the time. Now I’m…
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I don’t want to sensationalize anything, but when making this highlight video, I sort of got the feeling that Shai Gilgeous-Alexander just completely and totally DAD-DICKED Quinn Cook with his long, lanky midrange game. That is honestly the feeling I got. Maybe it’s sensational and maybe it isn’t, but those are just my feelings and…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
My body is ready for the upcoming Philly implosion now that Jimmy Butler is going to be added to the mix. There’s already a weird vibe around the whole organization, and it seems like a dynamic personality like Butler could be the thing that sends the entire thing off the rails. Stay tuned. For now,…
Read MoreDerrick Rose 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
Everyone already knows it, but I’m going to repeat it so that everyone feels all warm and fuzzy inside: Derrick Rose is playing the best he has since his last All-Star season. Doesn’t that just make you feel happy? If you’re not feeling it, try to forget about the rape allegations. I’ve been doing a…
Read MorePascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I have no idea what’s going on with Pascal Siakam right now. Giving him the Eastern Conference Player of the Week award was probably stretching it a bit, but he’s playing way better than I ever imagined he could. I mean, he was pretty decent last year. A fine player, made better by being part…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
E’Twaun Moore: best second-round pick of the 2011 draft? Trick question! The best second-round pick of the 2011 draft was Isaiah Thomas, though Moore comes in either second or third depending on your opinion of Chandler Parsons. Or fourth, if you really like Bojan Bogdanovic. And I personally really like Jon Leuer, as well as…
Read MoreHarry Giles 12 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
So this is the famed Harry Giles. The third in the renowned Harry Giles line. Apparently this guy was a highly ranked prospect at one point? I’m looking at the high-school rankings for his final year and, yep, there he is right at number one. Trailing right behind is Josh Jackson (btw I really regret…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
Just based on my observations of the Kings this season, I think it’s safe to say that Bogdan Bogdanovic was temporarily lending his powers to Nemanja Bjelica so that the team could still be good while he recovered from injury. Now that he’s returned to the court, he’s taken his powers back, reverting Bjelica to…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 19 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
Was anyone else getting some serious Jesus of Nazareth vibes from this performance by Joe Ingles? I don’t know about you, but while watching the game after his return, it really felt like a Galilean Israelite from around 30 A.D. was walking around on the court, getting buckets. Well, bucket. He only hit the one…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 31 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I know it’s not really the time for Nets highlights right now. That’s okay. This video is there when you are ready to watch it. There are only a few clips of Caris LeVert in it, if you think you are prepared to handle it so soon after the tragedy. Don’t push yourself too far,…
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