DownToBuck is facing a trifecta of issues right now that may affect highlight uploadment tonight. The universe is conspiring against him and his agenda to free the role-players of the NBA from the cloaking blanket of obscurity by shining spotlights in their direction.
Issue one: the people ahead of me in the drive through at McDonalds just left without their food, so I got a whole bunch of extra nuggets and fries in addition to my (already ample) meal. What I’m saying is, I ate too much food, and now my tummy hurts. Bad.
Issue two: something’s wrong with my internet, because it keeps crapping out every five minutes and I have to reset a bunch of stuff before it will work again.
Issue three: my normally snappy computer is a total lag-fest right now. Everything is slow. Rendering times are about five times of normal. Internet browsing is painfully slothlike even when the internet is working and not crapped out.
So you guys better appreciate these John Collins career-high highlights, because they took forever and I feel like I’m gonna puke all over my keyboard. I don’t mean to turn this into my personal blog. Just wanting to inform everyone of why it’s gonna be a while before I get to the JaMychal Green highlights.
This shouldn’t even be a new career high for Collins. It should be 23, tying a career high, but he went and ran up the court to chuck a three right at the end of the game. He was begging for the ball and everything. Okaro White kinda looked like he wanted to defend for a bit, but then thought it would be funnier if he let the sophomore embarrass himself by blatantly stat-padding. And embarrassing it was. Strike this one from the record books, boys.