This game marks the 13th time the Morris bros have faced off in an NBA setting. Such meetings were rare for their first few years in the league, mainly because they were on the same team for a big chunk of that time. The first one was in 2012; Markieff came out ahead, with his…
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Thaddeus Young 25 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Due to real-life circumstances, I was unable to watch the Bucks-Pacers game live. For once, I’m thankful that real life intervened and prevented me from being a mindless consumer of sporting events, because the Pacers kicked so much Buck booty that my mood would have been ruined for the rest of that evening and perhaps…
Read MoreDario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
“Dear Diary, I hate Europe so god damn much. All of it. Even the so-called “good” parts like England and France. All of it sucks. I hate the people, I hate the culture, I hate the geography, I hate the style of basketball, I hate the basketball players, and I especially hate the most vile…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
With his fifteen points per game, we can OFFICIALLY add Bogdan Bogdanovic to the list of candidates for 6MOTY man of the year. He’s only started two games out of the sixteen he’s played in so I’m pretty sure he qualifies. I don’t actually have a physical list of candidates to refer to; I know…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 13 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Since I’m kind of in a euphoric daze right now from having eaten chicken wings last night (that’s what chicken wings do to me), I decided to go to Rodions Kurucs’ Twitter page to see if there was any content I could gank from there. Like, if he got a beef with Kristaps or posted…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Past seasons’ Jordan Clarkson videos used to get a lot more views than they have been this season. Back before my channel and all its content was UNFAIRLY DELETED, Clarkson videos were explicably some of the most popular. I say “explicably” because it was just a bunch of Filipinos and people of Filipino ancestry watching…
Read MoreFrank Ntilikina 16 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
After games scoring eighteen and now sixteen points, it appears that Frank Ntilikina has emerged from the other side of the severe slump that he was in. I don’t want to get hyperbolic and call it the return of “VINTAGE NTILIKINA”, because such a construct does not exist, but it should be heartening for Knicks…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Two 18-point games for Furkan Korkmaz in a row. This is an onslaught the likes of we have never before seen from The Motherfurker (ignoring, as usual, his nuts Summer League game because that wasn’t the real NBA). He’s gone from racking up DNPs to playing decent minutes to playing decent minutes and scoring 18…
Read MoreTrae Young 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
The good news with Trae Young’s lackluster rookie season is that his counting stats still look pretty good. If he’s looking at the bigger picture, playing the long game, he’ll know that if you want to score 20,000 points in a career you can’t really take any time off. You have to score lots of…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Attention Kevin Huerter: the “Red Mamba” nickname has already been taken by Matt Bonner, and I think he’s still using it (at least he should be). You can keep the “Red Velvet” nickname, although I suggest you not use it in public, because it sounds kinda… weird. Velvet is not a good concept for dudes…
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