I might be one of the biggest boosters of Montrezl “Reginz” Harrell, but I have to admit that this video is lackluster compared to previous Harrell videos that I have made. Other than the three-pointer, which was taken under shot-clock duress and wouldn’t have normally happened, there’s not much to get excited about in this…
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Evan Fournier 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
If I’m a citizen of Mexico City this morning, I’m asking for a GOD-DAMN refund for that horrible basketball game that I was forced to endure. Or at least a three-fourths refund. The last quarter of play was acceptable (the Magic outscored the Jazz 41-30) but the first three quarters were an insult to the…
Read MoreJevon Carter 11 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
Since I don’t know anything about Jevon Carter, I’m going to go ahead and assume that you don’t know anything about him either. And, since I’m always looking out for the best interests of my subscriber base, I have already gone on a fact-finding expedition that reached far across the internet, with the goal of…
Read MoreGerald Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
Since I am so tickled by my new “Greenhouse” moniker for the deadly three-point shooting, high-flying tandem of Gerald Green and Danuel House, I now present you: the OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE: The Green part of the Greenhouse held up his end of the bargain by scoring seventeen points on just six shot attempts. He…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
My Flavors of Favors webseries is a little bit slow to get off the ground, but I’m still committed to making this thing happen. The prospect of millions of dollars of ad revenue is a primary motivator, sure, but I’m also motivated to get these delicious down-home recipes into the hands of my viewership (which,…
Read MoreMalik Monk 19 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
Whenever I see a player fall into the trap of “do a bunch of meaningless dribble moves and then jack an 18-foot jumper” I despair for them. Maybe Malik Monk was just trying to catch the eye of Lance Stephenson, but getting a good shot for your team is infinitely more important than trying to…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
There’s probably people out there who secretly wish that I would create a Marcus Smart Floppilation at the end of this season. I would like to put that idea to rest right now. Such a video would not happen for a myriad of reasons: -Flops do not appear in the box-score. The closest I would…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
There was a stretch of this game where, in five possessions for the Hornets, Miles Bridges shot a wide open three on four of them (making two). The other one he got a tough and-one finish. The Lakers were simply not respecting his ability to make an outside shot, I don’t know why because he’s…
Read MoreJerami Grant 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
I would normally assume, just by watching the shots that Jerami Grant was taking tonight, that he was attempting to help his teammate Russell Westbrook out by trying to get him as many assists as possible. But that’s not the case! Westbrook only dimed him a few times tonight, and I have to think now…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
Marco “Casus Beli” Belinelli might have gotten a little overrated from his stint with the 76ers. He was good for them, definitely, but his reputation got inflated by some of those crazy shots he hit in the playoffs. We all know that tough shots are the shots he makes a living off of, but when…
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