After hours of intense internet research, during which I ignored all bodily needs in my quest for knowledge, I have made the following determination: Australian people do celebrate Christmas, but it is very low on the “OFFICIAL HOLIDAYS IN AUSTRALIA POWER RANKINGS”, which doesn’t actually exist as a codified document, but is more of a…
Read MoreDay: December 26, 2018
Andre Iguodala 23 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/25/2018)
It’s sort of weird that the night Andre Iguodala had his best game of the season by far, the Warriors lost by 26 to the Lakers, even though LeBron had an injury to his “private area” and only played twenty minutes. Actually, it’s not just sort of weird. It’s REALLY weird. I think what happened…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 18 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)
I want all Lakers fans to apologize, RIGHT NOW, to Ivica Zubac for all the hateful and mean things they said about him on the Internet. Don’t try to deny it; even if you yourself didn’t make your laughable and ill-informed opinions known publicly, you definitely thought them. Every Lakers fan held in their heart…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)
A lot of haters are eager to trash Jayson Tatum for not being as good as people expected this year and for getting ruined by Kobe Bryant. First off, it’s not his fault that a bunch of Celtic homers way overrated him after a few great playoff performances and a boom on LeBron James. Second…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)
I’m surprised to agree with Hubie Brown on something (“wait a minute!”), but he’s right that Marcus Morris has been great for the Celtics this season. He fulfills perfectly the role of “veteran bucket-getter”, which is a needed role for a team with so much young talent like the Celtics. You need a bucket and…
Read MoreKevin Knox 21 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)
A Bucks game on Christmas! I never thought I’d live to see the day. The Bucks have been so bad, so consistently, that them being good still feels like I’m part of a very fun dream and the dream is about to get even funner when my middle school English teacher who I had a…
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