Danuel House 15 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

The more I think about it, the more it seems to me that Danuel House is just a younger version of Gerald Green. House can dunk, he can shoot threes, he doesn’t do much else, and he’s got cornrows. Those are four big similarities between him and Green. This tandem hasn’t shown itself to be…

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Jamal Crawford 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

The title of “Preeminent Purveyor of NBA Highlights” confers with it certain responsibilities. One of those responsibilities is to make sure that viewers of my videos don’t come away with mistaken impressions of players. The nature of highlights is, of course, to show highlights of the player in question. It is not meant to be…

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Lance Stephenson 17 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

Since I don’t much care for Lance Stephenson or his playstyle, this video description will instead be about Alex Stepheson, a similarly-named but little-known player whose entire NBA career consisted of eight games in the 2015-16 season. The main reason Alex Stepheson is on my mind is because he had a game with the Grizzlies…

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T.J. Warren 30 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren took a step towards strengthening his personal brand by showing out on national TV to the tune of thirty points. With the eyes of the nation upon him, he carried the scoring load for the Suns as they went on to get their first win in ten games by beating the…

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Kyle Kuzma 24 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

If LeBron can take this Lakers team to the Finals (which would be a miracle, but bear with me), people will talk about it like those Cavs teams he dragged to the finish line early in his career. “Yeah, MJ was great, but LeBron took a team with Kyle Kuzma as the second best player…

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Nikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

Nikola Vucevic is finally doing what he should’ve been doing for years now had he not been getting held down by one of the most incompetent franchises in the league: averaging 20 and 10. He’s always seemed like a perfect 20 and 10 guy, doing all the things you would expect a guy like that…

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Rudy Gay 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

I would like to remind everyone that this is the same Rudy Gay (not some sort of impostor) who, while in the midst of a big shooting slump, BANNED boxscores from the Raptors locker room. I don’t know how he enforced the ban, like if he had rookies acting as contraband agents, but the ban…

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