Since I am so tickled by my new “Greenhouse” moniker for the deadly three-point shooting, high-flying tandem of Gerald Green and Danuel House, I now present you: the OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE:
The Green part of the Greenhouse held up his end of the bargain by scoring seventeen points on just six shot attempts. He did not dunk, but he did hit a bunch of three-pointers, which is one of the featured components of the Greenhouse duo.
The House part of the Greenhouse was scoreless in nineteen minutes, only attempting two shots. He did not dunk.
Combined, the Greenhouse statline was 17/3/0/0/0 with one turnover and six personal fouls on five-of-eight shooting. If an individual player had that statline, we would say they had an alright game. That’s a Tony Snell statline and Tony Snell is an alright player.
Thus concludes the first-ever OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE. It is my hope that future official status updates will be a bit more awe-inspiring in terms of total stats.