There’s probably people out there who secretly wish that I would create a Marcus Smart Floppilation at the end of this season. I would like to put that idea to rest right now. Such a video would not happen for a myriad of reasons:
-Flops do not appear in the box-score. The closest I would be able to get is looking at charges drawn. I am not rewatching every minute of Smart’s on-court action just to see if he’s flopping or not.
-I only do positive -ilations. Negative -ilations run counter to the spirit of the channel even if the video descriptions themselves are often quite negative.
-My distaste for Smart is great enough that I probably won’t ever willingly do any kind of -ilation for him. That’s probably unfair but you know what else is unfair? Jennifer leaving me.
The only way I could see a Marcus Smart Floppilation happening is if somebody pays me a large amount of cash to make it. But it would have to be a very large amount of cash, and it would have to be paid upfront and not when the video is delivered at a satisfactory level of quality (meaning it includes every single flop). If somebody gave me a thousand bucks, I would make an honest effort to track down all the Smart flops that I could. It would suck, but I would do it.