One thing I’ve noticed while doing all these T.J. Warren highlights is that it really sucks that he’s hitting threes this year because we have to sit through that whole “Fulton Homes” monologue every time. It’s great that he’s taking a bunch of threes and making an elite percentage of them, but it’s becoming clear that my attempt to ridicule the Suns commentators by playing said monologue in full every time I get the chance to isn’t working. Do I need to call someone out on Twitter? Because I will, and I have the alt accounts to back me up.
Another thing I’ve noticed about the commentary in Warren videos is that Eddie Johnson gets all mumbly when Warren starts doing really sick stuff. Like, dude, I know you’re really impressed and want to convey that impressedness with demure commentary, but at least speak into the microphone while you’re mumbling about how sick of a shot that was that Teej just made.
This is another classic Teej vid. It’s not as classic as the ones from last year, because it has some threes which will never be classified as “classic Teej”, but it has a bunch of the buckets he’s become famous for. Well, maybe not “famous”, because people still aren’t giving him the credit that he deserves for being a sick scorer. Again, do I need to call someone out on Twitter? Someone like… Zach Lowe?