Apparently Lonzo Ball didn’t get a triple-double? In the future, where you’re watching this video, you’re like “duh, of course he didn’t, he only got nine rebounds!”, but in the past, where I am currently (and it sucks btw), I swear I saw the boxscore say he had 10 rebounds. And the commentators sure thought he got 10 rebounds, before he made a layup and then cramped like LeBron James in his famous “LeCramp” game.
Except LeBron came back in to hit a bigdick standstill three, whereas Ball had to watch his team choke away the game from off the court. And then to add insult to injury Adam Silver swooped in like a bat (or a flying squirrel), grabbed one of his well-earned rebounds, and took it away back to his darkened lair atop a castle tower, cackling.
I keep refreshing the boxscores (from, as Chris Broussard would say, multiple sources), and his rebound total sits resolutely at 9, so it looks like this would-be triple-double is gone for good. Might as well delete the video now, since it’s so much lamer than when I started uploaded it. Thanks for nothing Silver, you ugly little flying squirrel.