Jamal Murray is shooting below 30 percent from deep this season. I knew he wasn’t doing well from out there, but I didn’t realize it was that bad. Why isn’t anyone talking about this? This is, like, the perfect time for a bunch of haters to emerge from their swampy hovels and talk crap. But…
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Justise Winslow 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
I can’t believe it. Spoelstra is trying to turn Justise Winslow into a full-time point guard, and it’s actually working. Heck, it’s more than working: Winslow is playing the best basketball of his life right now. How is this happening? Here’s the deal: I’ve seen Winslow suck for three or four years now. I’ve danced…
Read MoreRobert Covington 28 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
Is there any way the Timberwolves can just make Andrew Wiggins… disappear? Not like, kill him or anything, but just make it so the universe assigned him to be an accountant rather than an NBA player? He can even be an accountant for the Timberwolves if he wants. All those missed free throws in overtime…
Read MoreAbdel Nader Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
If you’re on the fence about watching this video or not, consider the following: by my intricate mathematical calculations, this 18-point performance by Abdel Nader is roughly equivalent to Stephen Curry scoring 200 points. Now, you shouldn’t be on the fence about watching this video in the first place. There’s almost no chance that you’ve…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 30 Points/20 Rebounds/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
The second Nikola Vucevic grabbed his 20th rebound, giving him the coveted 30-20 game, the very instant he snatched that ball, he graduated from my channel. It’s been a long time coming, Vucci Mane. I’ve been propping you up all these years, and now look at you. Averaging 20 and 10 (well, 12) like I…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 33 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
New Year’s resolution for D’Angelo Russell: develop some god-damn consistency. I’m so serious about my desire to see him be consistent that I prefaced it with a “god-damn”. This is not just a vague thought that I have, that maybe it would be kinda cool if he didn’t score 35 one game with a bunch…
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