The more I think about it, the more it seems to me that Danuel House is just a younger version of Gerald Green. House can dunk, he can shoot threes, he doesn’t do much else, and he’s got cornrows. Those are four big similarities between him and Green. This tandem hasn’t shown itself to be…
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Jamal Crawford 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
The title of “Preeminent Purveyor of NBA Highlights” confers with it certain responsibilities. One of those responsibilities is to make sure that viewers of my videos don’t come away with mistaken impressions of players. The nature of highlights is, of course, to show highlights of the player in question. It is not meant to be…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 17 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
Since I don’t much care for Lance Stephenson or his playstyle, this video description will instead be about Alex Stepheson, a similarly-named but little-known player whose entire NBA career consisted of eight games in the 2015-16 season. The main reason Alex Stepheson is on my mind is because he had a game with the Grizzlies…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 30 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren took a step towards strengthening his personal brand by showing out on national TV to the tune of thirty points. With the eyes of the nation upon him, he carried the scoring load for the Suns as they went on to get their first win in ten games by beating the…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 24 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
If LeBron can take this Lakers team to the Finals (which would be a miracle, but bear with me), people will talk about it like those Cavs teams he dragged to the finish line early in his career. “Yeah, MJ was great, but LeBron took a team with Kyle Kuzma as the second best player…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
Nikola Vucevic is finally doing what he should’ve been doing for years now had he not been getting held down by one of the most incompetent franchises in the league: averaging 20 and 10. He’s always seemed like a perfect 20 and 10 guy, doing all the things you would expect a guy like that…
Read MoreRudy Gay 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
I would like to remind everyone that this is the same Rudy Gay (not some sort of impostor) who, while in the midst of a big shooting slump, BANNED boxscores from the Raptors locker room. I don’t know how he enforced the ban, like if he had rookies acting as contraband agents, but the ban…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
This game marks the 13th time the Morris bros have faced off in an NBA setting. Such meetings were rare for their first few years in the league, mainly because they were on the same team for a big chunk of that time. The first one was in 2012; Markieff came out ahead, with his…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 25 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Due to real-life circumstances, I was unable to watch the Bucks-Pacers game live. For once, I’m thankful that real life intervened and prevented me from being a mindless consumer of sporting events, because the Pacers kicked so much Buck booty that my mood would have been ruined for the rest of that evening and perhaps…
Read MoreDario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
“Dear Diary, I hate Europe so god damn much. All of it. Even the so-called “good” parts like England and France. All of it sucks. I hate the people, I hate the culture, I hate the geography, I hate the style of basketball, I hate the basketball players, and I especially hate the most vile…
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