The main problem, I think, with Trae Young is his name. “Trae”. “Young”. That’s just not gonna cut it, not with names like Giannis Antetokounmpo, Nerlens Noel, and Isaiah Briscoe (among countless others) occupying the league. He needs an upgrade. Let’s start with his first name. First things first, he needs an S in there…
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Kelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)
Walking into the Miami-area record store, Kelly Olynyk’s eyes had to quickly adjust from the bright sunlight of the outdoors to the cool dimness of the shop. After sharing a nod with the proprietor, a young, but prematurely graying man who was behind the counter cataloging vinyl records, Kelly walked over to the vast shelves…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)
“Dear Father, Today, I wore a hat on the way to the arena. It was a trendy piece of headwear in the “beanie” style – many young men in America wear such hats. Ostensibly, the hat was worn in order to showcase my fashion sense. I even paired it with some other clothes that were…
Read MoreCody Zeller Career High 28 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/25/2019)
Cody Zeller went 13 of 14 from the field in this game, so the first question on everyone’s minds will be “well, what did his missed shot look like?”. I’ll ask you to guess first before telling you. Did he attempt a poster dunk on DeMarcus Cousins and fail but not because he got it…
Read MoreKevin Knox 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)
This video of Kevin Knox scoring nineteen points on eighteen shots might not seem like it is packed with historical significance, but I assure you, this video is so historically significant it makes all the world wars and presidential assassinations look like nothing. When somebody tells you that you’re “watching history”, usually they’re lying. Very…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)
Here’s what you’re going to see in this video of Emmanuel Mudiay scoring 19 points: -Emmanuel Mudiay -Field goals whose value totals nineteen points -Contested pullup midrange jimbos -Three-pointers -Shots of Mudiay’s face as he runs back on defense -Thirteen points scored in three minutes Here are the things you’re NOT going to see in…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2019)
After getting double-digit assists in just one game this year with the Mavericks (thanks to a certain SLOVENIAN who shall remain unnamed but whose name rhymes with Pooka Non-Bitch), Dennis Smith Jr. has already gotten double-digit assists for his new team, the Knicks. Hopefully this isn’t just Reggie Jackson where he balls out for a…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2019)
There was a brief period of time where all a center had to do was be able to block shots and dunk the ball sometimes and everybody would be slobbering all over their nuts no matter how good they actually were. This would have been around the time Larry Sanders was getting lots of attention…
Read MoreLance Thomas 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)
Allow me to take you back in time. Far back in time. All the way back to March of 2017. I still had my original channel, and I was using it to upload videos of Lance Thomas, who was, even in those distant days, still playing for the Knicks. In one such highlight video, I…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/24/2019)
Prior to this game, I had been unclear on what Damyean Dotson’s CORE STATUS was with the Knicks. Was he part of the YOUNG CORE of players going forward or was he just a stopgap shooting guard there to soak up minutes while the Knicks tank away the season and try to figure out what…
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