The Bucks gave up a 19-2 run in the fourth quarter of this game and ended up blowing a huge lead to lose by four, but I am insulated from the negative effects of the loss by the fact that I didn’t watch any of the second half. I was too busy making highlight videos….
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JaVale McGee 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
You can say what you want about the Lakers’ loss to the lowly Suns, which leaves the team having lost four of their last five, but if you happen to say something along the lines of “it was JaVale McGee’s fault that the Lakers lost,” then you’re wrong. Here’s the list of people and factors…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 9 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. Bruno Caboclo is a very popular player who will drive views to my channel. 2. Six assists is not only a career high in that stat for Caboclo, but it is twice as many assists as he had ever gotten in a game before. This is…
Read MoreDeandre Ayton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
I’m afraid that, among all the hullabaloo surrounding the NBA’s pair of high-profile rookies, Luka Doncic and Trae Young, the accomplishments of Deandre “The Bahamaniac” Ayton are getting lost. Doncic has been good all year long, and Young recently has come on strong to reinvigorate the previously-stalled ROTY of the Year talks, but nobody remembers…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 20 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
Watching Jonas Valanciunas execute moves in the low post is cool, but it’s also a somewhat agonizing experience because all it does is remind me how Donatas Motiejunas isn’t even in the league right now. No offence to Valanciunas, but Motiejunas’ post moves were a Picasso painting compared to Valanciunas’ preschool fingerpaintings. To be fair,…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
Kelly Olynyk slipped the red vinyl record out of its sleeve and reverently placed it on his new, never-used turntable. As he did this, many emotions flooded his mind: anticipation, nostalgia, even a little bit of fear. For the first time in many years, he was about to listen to the first and only recorded…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 18 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
The Heat lost a little something while Derrick Jones Jr. was out with injury. And that little something was actually a big something: fun. Jones simply offers way more FPG (funs per game) than any of the other Heat players, and it’s not even close. I often use the phrase “and it’s not even close”…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
If you want an illustration of how consistent a player Bojan “The Croat-Magnon” Bogdanovic is this season, here’s one: Bogdanovic has scored in double-digits in 58 of his 64 games this season. He’s scored above twenty in twenty-five of those. No matter what his teammates are doing, no matter which of them are hot in…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
Does it make me a bad person that I don’t quite remember the one game Luke Kennard has had in his NBA career that was better this? He scored 28 points in December of 2018, but I don’t even really recall much about it. All I know is that I probably made a highlight video…
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