There will come a time, I hope, when the Spurs aren’t good anymore. It may not be in my lifetime, but it will come. How many years in a row have they made the playoffs now? Way too many, and I bet for that whole time there were people like me just waiting for them…
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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 10 Pts/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (4/13/2019)
Good news: Nikola Jokic entered this, his first playoff game, with no stats and left with a triple-double. Bad news: The Nuggets got upset by the Spurs but it didn’t even feel like an upset because it’s the god-damn Spurs and they’re going to be a good team forever whether we like it or not….
Read MorePascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)
Hold on for just a sec. I’m watching the Spurs-Nuggets game and the Nuggets are down by one with the ball and thirteen seconds left on the clock. I can’t concentrate on this video description until I know if Jokic becomes Chokic or if DeRozan truly is DeFrozan. I’ll be back in a little bit….
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 25 Points/6 Threes/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/13/2019)
The seventh-seed Orlando Magic just upset the second-seed Toronto Raptors in the first game of the first round. The D.J. Augustin vs. Kyle Lowry matchup, which had previously not been paid much attention to, is suddenly at the forefront of the series. In this video description, I will attempt to answer: who is the better…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 23 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)
It must be an immensely powerful feeling to be able to make a home crowd boo their own team not once, not twice, but three separate times. Twice on three-pointers, once on a driving dunk from the three-point line, Caris LeVert made bigtime plays that caused bigtime butthurt for all Philthydelphia fans in attendance. As…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2019)
The Philly Phaithful spent a considerable amount of their time in this game booing their own team. Given that certain players on the team didn’t quite play up to expectations, I don’t disagree with the boos. Boos will never make a team play better, but they’ll make the fans feel better, and since basketball is…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (March/April 2019 Dunkilation)
Here’s the deal: March and April got a combined dunkilation because April’s would have been too short otherwise. However, this resulted in me tragically having to remove two minutes’ worth of dunks to get under YouTube’s limit. However, this leaves only the sickest and most vile dunks to remain, so it’s not all bad. It’s…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 279 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Giannis sat at the too-small table across from his teammate Ersan Ilyasova. Around him, the other patrons of the mall food court were enjoying too-salty food and talking happily about the purchases they had made or were about to make. Giannis’ topic of discussion, however, as not nearly as materialistic. He sipped his smoothie, procured…
Read MoreIsaiah Hicks 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
This is it, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: the final regular season highlight video of the 2018-19 NBA season. I want to say I’ve saved the worst for last, but that would be a lie; I can think of AT LEAST five videos that are less satisfying to view than this one. This…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 22 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Justin Holiday scored 15 points in the first four minutes of this game against the Warriors. 18 in the first quarter, 20 in the first half, and 22 for the game. Just typing that out, it’s clear how much his scoring slowed down as the game went along. I was smart enough, this time, not…
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