While I was perusing tonight’s boxscores on the prowl for potential highlight videos, I could have sworn that I saw Thaddeus Young listed with 25 points at one point. However, when I returned to the Bulls-Zards boxscore at game’s end, he only had 23 points. It was then that I felt my already tenuous grip…
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Steven Adams 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
It is funny to note that Steven Adams’ defensive rebounding percentage (which is an indicator of – duh – how good of a defensive rebounder a player is, although I have no idea through what mathematical sorcery the statistic is calculated) is almost twice as high this year as it was two years ago during…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Tomas Satoransky is coming off his worst game of the season, a sweet 0-for-8 with 1 assist and 3 turnovers performance that was probably the sole reason for the Bulls losing that game. I was kind of thinking after that game, “wow, Sato has been a disappointment this year, I wonder what’s wrong with him”….
Read MoreLuguentz Dort 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
As Luguentz Dort raises his level of prominence in the NBA from “dude with a funny name” to “dude with a funny name WHO CAN PLAY”, a previously unimportant question is now similarly rising in importance: which contraction of Dort’s first name is the most appropriate? “L”: Pronounced “ell”, this extremely short contraction is perfect…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
What’s even the point of going on any longer for Davis Bertans? The three-point shootout is over (spoiler alert: he didn’t win), something which seemed to be the overriding goal for his season. Now all that’s left is a whole bunch of losing. If he was the kind of guy who really cared about his…
Read MoreCoby White Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Coby White just scored 33 points in the Bulls’ previous game against the Suns and now he’s gone and tied that career high by dropping another thirty-three-burger on the ‘Zards. Does two thirty-three-burgers in a row count as “breaking out”? If so, Coby White is currently BREAKING. THE. FRICK. OUT. FRICK!!!!! After his first thirty-point…
Read MoreMatt Thomas 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
Friendship ended with TYLER HERRO – Now MATT THOMAS is my best friend: https://imgur.com/a/2GTf04Z
Read MoreShake Milton 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
After this loss, the potential injury to Ben Simmons, the continued ineffectiveness of Al Horford, and the enigmatic (and not the good kind of enigmatic, either, the bad kind, the kind where you’re like “why isn’t he playing better?”) play of Joel Embiid, it might be time for the 76ers to do what they do…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Like Carlos Delfino before him, Furkan Korkmaz will forever be the guy who randomly dropped 30-plus points in two consecutive games. In fact, if you squint your eyes really tight and mess with the color calibration on your basketball-viewing device, you can totally pretend that Delfino is reincarnated on the 76ers but with a midrange…
Read MoreCedi Osman 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Well, John Beilein is out in Cleveland. That’s a relief for me because I have never heard Beilein’s name pronounced out loud (presumably it was said during college basketball broadcasts back when he was coaching at Michigan, but I don’t watch college basketball), so internally, I was pronouncing it all sorts of weird ways. “Bay-lean”,…
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