August 2020 – Page 4

Fred VanVleet 22 Points/5 Assists/1 Half-Court Shot Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I’m going to call out Raptors’ coach Nick Nurse RIGHT NOW. I’m CALLING HIM OUT. Nick Nurse, consider yourself OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT. Why am I calling out Nick Nurse now, when he’s coached his Kawhi-less team to a high playoff seed and a 3-0 lead in their series with the Nets? Doesn’t it seem like…

Shake Milton 17 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

Shake Milton went 6-of-18 from the field in this game. He had more field goal attempts than he had points, which violates the cardinal DTB rule: DO NOT MAKE A HIGHLIGHT VIDEO IF THE PLAYER IN QUESTION HAD MORE FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTS THAN POINTS SCORED. However, he has been granted what is known as the…

Brook Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

I know you want to read some words about Brook Lopez in this video description (it is a video about Brook Lopez, after all), but right now I want to put the spotlight on my man D.J. Augustin. In case you didn’t realize, D.J. Augustin of the Orlando Magic just set an NBA PLAYOFF RECORD…

Pat Connaughton 15 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

Pat Connaughton AKA Patty Ice AKA Positive Connaughtations is the kind of player who is fun to have on your team, but is also the kind of player who shouldn’t be counted on to do too much, and DEFINITELY shouldn’t be counted on to perform consistently well night in and night out. Most of his…

Danuel House 19 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

At the point when Danuel House scored his final points at the line, giving him 19 for the game, James Harden was sitting at a nice, even 10. It was really looking like House would be the undisputed GOAT of this game, the leading scorer of a balanced attack that the Thunder had no answers…

Duncan Robinson 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

I wonder if Duncan Robinson just walks around The Bubb and feels superior to everybody all the time. Does he stroll by the swimming pool, see some mediocre shooter who’s been in the NBA for a long time, like D.J. Augustin, lounging on a pool chair, and think “I’m way better than your trash ass”?…

Trey Burke 16 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

I bet the Sixers wish they had Trey Burke right about now. While he’s probably not the guy you want starting at the point guard position full-time, he could complement their ragtag crew of ball-handlers who are being forced to do more with Ben Simmons out. Here’s a list of things that we know Burke…

Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Boban “Marj of Progress” Marjanovic needed only around 10 minutes of playing time to acquire his 13 points and 9 assists. While other players are content to loaf around on the court and not really acquire many stats (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is still alive and I don’t think he’s scored a point in over three years),…

Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

You won’t believe this, but I just spent three whole minutes scrolling through Joe Ingles’ Twitter feed, even though I barely understand how Twitter works and am confused by the interface. Why did I put myself through this misery, you ask? Because I wanted to see if Joe Ingles had an opinions on the food…

Jordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Now that Jordan Clarkson is OFF my exclusion list and welcomed with open arms back onto my channel, am I regretting the decision? Am I holding my arms open for the hug, receiving it, but then grimacing while the person being hugged can’t see the faces I’m making? Not yet. But if Clarkson keeps having…