https://youtu.be/l3pvW0qY3oc One of the high points of every NBA season is the release of my “Top 100 Dunks” video. It’s the closest I ever get to making a video that broadly appeals to humanity at large (rather than the small subset of humanity that is enthusiastic about NBA role-players scoring pitiful amounts of points). Is…
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DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Bubble (2019-20 Bubble Dunkilation)
https://youtu.be/lrSqR118SHQ The NBA Bubble (or, as I unsuccessfully attempted to dub it, “The Bubb”) was a true success no matter how you look at it. A champion was determined in a mutually agreed-upon fashion, and nobody caught COVID while doing it. Now the NBA’s Disney campus lies empty, its only occupants being the ghosts of…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 17 Points/1 Championship Full Highlights (10/11/2020)
In the months that followed my hiring as “janitorial shift manager” at the NBA headquarters, I laid low and did my assigned work without complaint. During all those lonely evenings, where I supervised a crew of four janitors but also selflessly undertook any cleaning projects that were exceptionally distasteful or onerous, I engaged in discreet…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/9/2020)
Duncan Robinson has proven himself in these playoffs enough times that I think the time has come for another nickname reassignment ritual. I say that like the nickname reassignment ritual hasn’t already happened, but it totally has. I just performed it last night. For the ignoramuses out there, basically what I do for this ritual…
Read MoreTyler Herro 21 Points Full Highlights (10/6/2020)
Adam Silver, right at this very moment, is looking at printed-out reports of the TV ratings for the NBA Finals, shaking his head stoically before letting out a dramatic wail, flailing his arms everywhere like a toddler, knocking all the important paperwork off his desk, and beating his desk with his fists while screaming “WHY…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 17 Points Full Highlights (10/4/2020)
Kelly Olynyk has now played well in two consecutive games. That is the official threshold for being able to call him “The Klynyk”, so I can type that nickname without being forced by the Internet Police to redact it with a thick black censor bar. Previously, the only applicable nickname for my man Kelly O…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (10/4/2020)
Now is a perfect time to give a shout-out to all the Laker fans out there for giving my channel’s view counts a huge boost in the immediate aftermath of Markieff Morris getting acquired by the Lakers. Those videos of Markieff Morris playing for the Pistons were totally dead in the water from a view…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 24 Points Full Highlights (10/2/2020)
With Bam Adebayo out for this game, the Heat had two options: start Kelly Olynyk, or start Meyers Leonard. There was also a bonus third option, which was to start Udonis Haslem, and also an extra-bonus fourth option, which was to forgo their right to replace Adebayo in the lineup and begin the game with…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 18 Points Full Highlights (9/31/2020)
Kendrick Nunn had gone from averaging 15 PPG per game in the regular season to averaging 3 PPG (now up to 5 thanks to this performance) per game in the ‘offs. The clear and obvious culprit for the dropoff in his quality of play: COVID. He did recover in time to play a bit in…
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