If Mike Dunleavy were a kind of hot sauce, what kind would he be?
Think carefully before answering. While it may not seem that hot sauces would be analogous to basketball players, there are lots of comparable attributes.
For example, Mike Dunleavy likes to shoot three-point field goals. What kinds of hot sauce have a similar affinity for treys?
Actually, I can’t think of any right now. Alright. Moving on. Mike Dunleavy has a flat, almost emotionless face. Is there a particular brand of hot sauce that has a comparable lack of facial expressions? Tabasco maybe? Yeah, I can see that. Mystery solved.