In addition to my prodigious talents as a highlight compiler, I also dabble in a totally unrelated field: video game design! In honor of Jusuf Nurkic scoring 15 points I thought now would be a good time to share my as yet untitled game concept.
Basically, it’s like the GTA series, except instead of one of those lame-o characters that inhabit all of those games, you play as Jusuf Nurkic! And instead of doing all the crime stuff you just walk around and block people’s shots and get in their faces about it. It’s a totally immersive sandbox world where the only limit is your imagination! Hopefully your imagination is mainly limited to basketball-related stuff. I’m thinking “Nurk-lear Rampage” might be a good name for this project. That or “Balls Out”.
I only need a couple hundred grand to make this a reality. Send me a PM or tweet or something if you’re interested in backing this surefire moneymaker (serious offers only, please). I’d use a kickstarter but they banned me for running away with a bunch of people’s money.
I mean, if someone gave you $50,000 to make an NBA-themed GTA clone, what would you do with it? Those hookers were just begging to be loved.