My therapist said I can’t watch Laker games anymore; Kobe’s dismal play was having a “negative impact” on my mental well-being. I guess that’s why I pay her, so she can tell me what I can and can’t do with my own life. That’s what therapy is.
Anyway, that means that I’ve kind of lost track of D’Angelo Russell’s progress as a rookie. Box scores just don’t tell the whole story. Is he getting to touch the ball now? His assist totals still seems really low for a point guard. How’s his scoring coming along? Is he becoming more aggressive faced now with Kobe’s retirement? Less aggressive faced now with Kobe’s retirement?
The answers to those questions are being kept from me, withheld by a stupid bitch with a stupid PhD. Does your fancy degree tell me why D’Angelo is such a disappointment and what he can do to rectify that? No? Then get out of my life, bitch.
Frickin’ therapy.