Thanks to the National Security Administration’s probably-illegal nationwide internet traffic dragnet, all you need to do to get somebody’s Google search history is tell the NSA that you’re a police officer who needs the information to catch a child predator or a terrorist or something. Really I don’t think the NSA even reads the letter. They just send you the goods if you ask for them. I probably wouldn’t have to wear a police uniform when I drop the letter off at the post office either, but it’s a little bit addicting to have people on the street look at you with respect/fear rather than contempt.
Anyway, you probably don’t care about my methods. You only care what Shane Larkin searches for in Google, where he thinks nobody other than Larry Page can see the forbidden words he types.
-“do girls like short guys”
-“10 best things about dating a short guy”
-“what is a manlet”
-“manlet height requirement”
-“shane larkin nba short”
-“pictures of shane larkin parents google”
-“dating tips for mixed race guys”
-“best chocolate chip cookie recipes”