Zach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)

I love it when a really bad rookie, instead of continuing to be really bad and falling out of the league, makes improvements to his game and becomes a contributor in their second year. In this case, our success story is Zach Lavine. What are the improvements that Zach made, you ask? It’s actually just the one:

He stopped sucking so many man-balls.

It wasn’t totally unexpected that he would cease that unwanted behavior. He’s always had the tools, and now he is, uh, using the tools in a more effective way? Damn, gotta come up with a better tool-related metaphor than that. Hang on.

Alright! Got it. Zach Lavine has always had the tools, and now he is screwing the league with his screwdriver.

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