Jabari Parker 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Why can’t the Bucks play the 76ers all the time? I’m serious right now. There’s nothing in the rule book that says the league can’t schedule the full 82-game slate to be played between two teams and only those two teams. It’s not illegal as far as I know. The only thing that’s stopping this from happening is the serious deficiency of creativity in the league office. They can prototype a ball that’s made out of clear plastic and filled with leftover slime from Slime Time Live but they can’t have a season-long series against the two teams with the most intriguing rookies? Give me a break.

I’ll be honest. My reasons for this are purely selfish. I want this to happen because Jabari would beast in every single game and he would look way better than Wiggins. I could tell all the Jabari haters to suck on it. Right now I can do that but it’s not a good look because Jabari’s only scoring 11 PPG. Screw it, I’m saying it anyway.

Attention Jabari haters: you are hereby invited to suck on my thingy.

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