Cameron Payne’s last name makes it way too easy to come up with nicknames for him. Like, it’s not even fun. I wrote down about thirty of them and didn’t even break a sweat. Rather than share with you any insights I have about Cameron Payne’s game or style of play (here’s a hint: I possess no such insights), I’ll just condense my nickname list a little bit and only give you the best ones:
-Paynestorm
-Tropical Payneforest
-Paynekiller
-Azathoth
-Snakes on a Payne
-Here Comes the Payne
Aren’t those all frickin’ great nicknames? I can’t believe how much of a genius I am sometimes.