You might think, considering the circumstances surrounding Emmanuel Mudiay (namely, that he sucks), that I would write in this description box a whole bunch of negative stuff about him and make him feel sad. Nothing could be further from the truth! I have compiled a list of positive aspects about him, so that he doesn’t have to feel bad about sucking all the time.
-Is capable of making really nice passes
-Can dunk
-Babes love the dark chocolate
-I would suck too if I came straight from playing against scrubs in China
-Is that even really a positive?
-It counts for the purpose of this list
-Rookie
-In full control of all bodily appendages
-Can dunk
Feel free to add your own, I’m sure I forgot some. Remember, it is our duty, as netizens, to make sure that NBA players don’t get too down on themselves.