Who do we blame for the Hawks’ embarrassing loss to the undermanned, underperforming, and undertalented Suns last night? It would be too easy to blame Paul Millsap, who missed the game and whose scoring was dearly missed, but only a mistaken fool would actually go so far to pin the loss on a guy who didn’t even play. The real culprit is Dënniß ßchrööder. Dënniß ßchrööder and his moldy hair patch.
What the NBA doesn’t want you to know was that Paul was not really at the funeral of a deceased love one last night. Instead, he was withering away in a far-away hospital bed after having contracted FUNGAL PNEUMONIA from the moldy growth on Schröder’s head. Every day that Schröder refuses treatment for that thing is another day where Hawks player’s lives are needlessly put at risk. Paul Millsap today. Al Horford tomorrow.
As I write this, Millsap is clinging dearly to life, kept alive by machines to aid his breathing. Because of Schröder’s deadly sporogenic hair blob.
Don’t listen to the propaganda that the yellow patch on his head is actually purposefully dyed as a tribute to his mother. That just shows how gullible you are, unthinkingly buying into the NBA’s parade of lies. I would not be surprised if your whole life as a thinking human being has not produced even one original thought.