It’s hard to know why I started typing all these words in the description box. The practice began with my first video, and the descriptions have only gotten more and more outlandish over time, so that by now I have a couple continuing storylines dispensed in 5000-character chunks, to say nothing of all the individual stories. But why? It would be so much easier to type nothing and let the highlights stand on their own.
Perhaps I had seen others do it. Monkey see, monkey do, all that stuff. Which brings us to today’s piece of evidence: a description on a video (a video that I definitely watched way before starting this channel) of David Lee getting stuffed by a rookie Stephen Curry: “Steph blocks David Lee, and David Lee can’t handle it. David Lee must have ran out of tampons and was a little irratated by this and couldn’t handle the fact he got blocked by a rookie guard.”
That’s some good stuff right there. The typo doesn’t even hurt it. The line about tampons? GOLD. It’s like a proto-DTB description. Evocative of my early works. The uploader never followed up on this promising start, but that’s okay. The flame of stupid words accompanying basketball highlights burns ever bright.