Tonight was a great matchup of two exciting shooting guards, Devin Booker and Sasha Vujacic. But which one is better? Let’s take look at the facts with truthfulness.
Team victory status:
Booker’s team, the Suns, were the losers of this basketball contest. Vujacic’s team, the Knicks, were the winners. But who are really the losers? The team with a bright future and a promising young core, or the team with an aging superstar and a culture of losing? Advantage: Booker
Points (career):
Booker has scored 683 points in his career, a career which has spanned only 1 year. Vujacic has scored 2840 points, a paltry amount for his overlong 8-year career. Advantage: Booker
Points (tonight):
Vujacic scored 23, while Booker scored 32. There is an obscure branch of learning called “maths” which seems to indicate that Booker scored more than Vujacic tonight. This line of reasoning is convincing to me. Advantage: Booker
NBA Three-Point contests won:
Booker pretty much won this year’s three-point shootout if you consider who he faced in the final round. Vujacic, well, uh, how do I say this, he, uh… has actually never even been invited to the three-point contest hosted by the NBA during All-Star weekend because he sucks. Advantage: Booker
Nickname:
Booker’s nickname “Booker Report” is really good and perfectly captures his essence as a player. Vujacic’s nickname “The Machine” doesn’t make sense because he isn’t even machine-like in his shooting ability. Advantage: Booker
Rapport with Stephen Curry:
Booker’s name can be found in the contacts list on Curry’s phone, because they became bros over All-Star weekend. Vujacic is nowhere to be found in said contacts list. Advantage: Booker
Hair: Both players have hair. Advantage: Booker
The facts have been examined with honesty. It has been determined conclusively: Devin Booker is better than Sasha Vujacic, and it’s not even close.