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Alec Burks 24 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2015)

Acceptable occasions for you to say the phrase “Oh baby it hurts”: -When karaokeing to Millie Jackson’s 1973 hit “It Hurts So Good” -When your girl uses a little too much teeth -When your girl uses any teeth at all -When doing the ghost pepper challenge for your fledgling YouTube channel -When the basketball team…

Tyler Johnson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2015)

Tyler Johnson: the white Derrick Rose? Yes! Their games are eerily similar. Rose is the superior athlete, but not by much, and Tyler can use his athleticism to stunning affect when given the opportunity. They shoot the ball in kind of the same way, using a lot of leg to get a high release. They…

Derrick Favors 25 Points/7 Blocks Full Highlights (11/12/2015)

I’m thinking you guys must just take all your meals at fast-food establishments, or maybe your mom still cooks for you, because these frickin’ cookbooks are not frickin’ moving. I should have known better than to market a “Flavors of Favors” cookbook to a bunch of neckbearded NBA fans who have never cooked a meal…

Ish Smith 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

I don’t want to make any more Ish Smith highlights. You don’t want to watch any more Ish Smith highlights. So how did we get into the scenario where both you and I consume/create Ish Smith highlights against our will? I have a very comprehensive theory for what could (I say could, but I feel…

Danilo Gallinari 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

I don’t want to talk about it.

Shane Larkin 15 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

OFFICIAL DTB CAREER PREDICTIONS: SHANE LARKIN EDITION I predict that Shane Larkin will end up being one of those point guards who plays for seven teams in ten years and never scores more than four points per game for any of them. This prediction is already wrong because Larkin scored 6 PPG with the Knicks…

Eric Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

Now THIS is more like it! Eric Gordon scoring a mere 21 points is lame. Eric Gordon scoring 26 points, however, is a spectacle worthy of a highlight video. With the Pelicans’ best players all resting their booties on the bench for one reason or another (Holiday, Davis, Evans), Eric Gordon channeled his pre-injury, Clippers-era…

Hollis Thompson 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

Hollis “All Hollis Breaking Loose” Thompson has lowkey been a very good three-point shooter over his three-year career. He shot over 40% on deep balls in his first two seasons and looks poised to do it again this year. There are just a few things holding him back from breaking into the NBA fan’s collective…

Austin Rivers 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

Austin Rivers squirmed and grimaced in his bed. The tormenting dreams were back again. Finally, his eyes flew open, and the terror of the dream caused him to burst into tears. “Daddy! Daddy!” Doc Rivers came running into his son’s bedroom, flipped on the light, and immediately put a comforting arm around Austin’s shoulders. “What’s…

Larry Nance Jr. 13 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

I’m sorry everybody. I tried as hard as I was able, but I just couldn’t manage to include any dunks from Larry Nance Jr. in this highlight package. Before you are too harsh on me, keep in mind that there are rules to this stuff. One can’t do whatever one wants when making these things….