“It’s his dubstep!” Rudy Gay had screamed. “He’s always tricking people into listening to it and it sucks!” Ben McLemore was occupying his usual place in the corner of the dungeon. His captor had relented and allowed the captives to be fed the most meager of rations; however, Ben’s moldy bread remained untouched. He could…
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Avery Bradley 26 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
Fans of the “Threes and Layups” style of basketball that is all the rage these days may want to refrain from clicking on this video. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Avery Bradley channeled his inner 90’s chucker (you know who I’m talking about) and scored 26 points, mainly on pull-up midrange jumpers just inside…
Read MoreHollis Thompson Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
Hollis “Hlay” Thompson was one of the success stories for the Philadelphia 76ers last leason. Success being defined as “not absolutely horrible all the time”. He shot the three well, and I, at least, saw shades of Wes Matthews. It’s not like I saw MJ or Kobe in him or anything, but it’s something. Sadly,…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 10 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
“Sir, sir? Spare some change for a homeless veteran?” Trying to look as helpless as possible, Jimmer jangled his extra-large Burger King cup at the passing pedestrian, to no avail. The man bustled right by without even glancing in the direction of the panhandler that was accosting him. Jimmer, used to being ignored, wasn’t fazed….
Read MoreBrook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
This is an example of how highlight videos will be edited in the future. No extraneous intros or outros, no replays, just the cold hard scoring. I would have liked to show some replays to give it that personal touch, but no such luck. When robots take over the job of the respected highlight editor,…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
Is it just me, or is Giannis Antetokounmpo trying to justify his entrance into the dunk contest by upping the amount of dunks he does in game? Or is it his teammates trying to set him for more opportunities for the same reason? He knows that there are some fans who think that he doesn’t…
Read MoreDion Waiters 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
Things that lie: – The government – Jennifer – Religious leaders – Your senses – Mass Media – Men – Women Things that don’t lie: – Buckets
Read MoreJerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
Jerami Grant sat on the bench as he watched his teammates take on the Cleveland Cavaliers. He liked the playing time he was receiving lately, but sometimes it was just better to relax a bit on the sideline and appreciate the game for what it was. Luc Richard Mbah a Moute subbed out. Walking over…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
I was really looking forward to being able to write “Career High” in the title of this video. Khris Middleton with 25 at the end of the third quarter combined with a rash of injuries/suspensions/ejections meant that he was sure to get the minutes and shots to eclipse the 30-point mark. Little did I know…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2015)
Do not try to atone for your blatant racism by watching this video. It is too late. You have already been outed as a huge proponent of inequality based on one’s ethnic background. The viewing of these highlights will do nothing to repair your tattered reputation. Not only are you racist, but it turns out…
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