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Jonas Valanciunas All 80 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

There is a lot more to Jonas Valanciunas’ game than dunking. However, for the purposes of this video, we don’t care about any of that. For all you know, these 80 dunks are the only shots that Jonas made all year. His sizable accomplishments this year have been reduced to a compilation of him converting…

Aron Baynes 10 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2014)

DownToBuck, seasoned businessman and entrepreneur, has a new proposal for Mr. Baynes: The Baynes Bus! It would be like the Bang Bus, but instead of girls getting “picked up” off the “streets” to film indecent videos, the Baynes Bus would actually drive around San Antonio to retrieve real people walking the streets. Then, they would…

Ray Allen 19 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (5/6/2014)

Ray Allen exited his car and in the player’s parking area at the arena, eager to begin the sweep of the Nets. Nodding at the assorted hangers-on and media members, he headed towards the locker room. But as he approached, something seemed to be wrong, as there was a throng of fellow Heat players surrounding…

Jamal Crawford 17 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2014)

The more I watch Jamal Crawford play, the more I want to hit him with my fists. He has a dumb-looking face. It’s kind of droopy and he has puffy cheeks that would make perfect punching bags. He’s also skinny enough that I feel like I could probably take him a fight. I’m not an…

Drew Gooden 12 Points/13 Rebounds Full Highlights (5/5/2014)

As I’ve mentioned before, the playoffs are not a great time for fans of role-players and all-out scrubs. Yearning for some Garrett Temple? Hah. Desire some Otto Porter highlights? Excuse me while I LOL. So that makes these Gooden highlights even weirder than normal. It’s not like he even got that many minutes, but in…

Gerald Green All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

If Gerald Green dunks it this hard in the NBA, imagine how hard he was dunking during the two years he spent in glorious Russia. Nothing against the guys in the Russian league, I’m sure they ball their hearts out every night, but they probably were no match for Gerald Green’s superhuman jamming prowess. In…

Devin Harris 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (5/4/2014)

Here’s some statlines for you: Player A: 12 points on 3 of 11 shooting, 2 assists and 2 turnovers. Player B: 17 points on 6 of 10 shooting, 3 assists and 3 turnovers. One of these players have it all. The other is an injured, past his prime player. Can you figure out which is…

Andre Drummond All 183 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

What is the point of dunking? Sure, there are plenty of obvious reasons: it scores points in an efficient manner, it looks impressive, and it is fun to do. But, as far as I know, nobody has ever looked deeper into the matter, to glean the societal and philosophical implications of the basketball shot known…

Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)

The Atlanta Hawks finally did the thing everyone has wanted to see for years: putting three-point shooters at every position and letting them chuck. It worked to an extent, since they did take the number-one seed to 7 games, but since said number-one seed was an ongoing and spectacular trainwreck, it’s undetermined if the strategy…