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Draymond Green Career High 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)

There are a lot of people out there (including me) who think Mark Jackson is a bad coach. He might still be. But we have to give credit where credit is due: his insertion of Draymond Green, AKA “Mr. 33% From the Field”, into the starting lineup was a good decision. The Blake Griffin-Draymond Green…

Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2014)

The way Danny Green started this game, I thought he was going to drop fifty. Imagine how badass that would have been. He would have instantly introduced his name into millions of American households. There would probably be no end to the amount of chicks he would bang. It would have been perfect redemption after…

Reggie Jackson 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (5/1/2014)

Reggie Jackson had a horrible start to this first-round series. 3 of 19 or something in the first three games. Of course, the thinking is that nothing anyone on that team does matters, except for Durant and Westbrook. And that idea is mainly correct. Then game 4 comes along, and Reggie is the unlikely hero,…

Lou Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2014)

“Hey, Lou, what are you dressed up like that for?” Paul Millsap asked, looking his teammate up and down in disbelief. “Nobody looks like that going to the club.” Lou Williams, looking dapper in a navy-blue turtleneck, skinny black jeans, and tinted glasses, laughed airily. The small silver chain around his neck jangled. “I’m not…

Giannis Antetokounmpo All 61 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Rookie Season Dunkilation)

If you ever wondered what Giannis Antetokounmpo looks like dunking the basketball, well, prepare for enlightenment. Every dunk from his rookie campaign, all 61 of them, is presented here in chronological order. No word in the English language, or any language for that matter, contained within its meaning enough power and elegance to adequately describe…

Robin Lopez 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/30/2014)

I would pay so much money just to have five seconds alone with Robin Lopez’s afro. I would commit wholly lewd and inappropriate acts with that thing. It just looks so fluffy and soft, like a cute little bunny, but it’s also simmering with eroticism, like a cheap hooker. If I even grazed my finger…

Jonas Valanciunas 16 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2014)

Jonas Valanciunas opened his desk drawer and rummaged through the assorted documents until he found what he was looking for: a crumpled, stained sheet of plain notebook paper. At the top of page was found the title, “Kill List”. The large Lithuanian scanned down the list of names, a list which encompassed all of the…

Wesley Matthews 27 Points/5 Threes/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/30/2014)

Adam Silver paced his office frantically. A few high-ranking NBA executives sat in the office with him, glancing at each other uneasily. “We have to do something to distract the viewers from the Sterling debacle.” Silver finally pronounced, continuing to tread the same path between his desk and the window. “Something bold, but not too…

Mirza Teletovic 17 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/30/2014)

Normally the first round of the playoffs is the round to skip. Boring matchups, tons of blowouts, yawn. But not this year. Game after game of overtimes and clutch shots, blown leads and unlikely heroes. Except for one series everything has been fun. Next up in the series of crazy playoff happenings is the Raptors…

Vince Carter 28 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/30/2014)

If your cockles of your heart aren’t warmed by the semi-resurgent play of Vince Carter, then I suggest you get your cockles checked out by your physician because they are obviously defective. I’m being serious. My uncle almost died due to cold cockles. I hope Vince can keep up what he’s been doing late in…