So the ‘roids didn’t work. Turkoglu’s arms are as soft-looking as ever and he probably has moobs. But we have learned a valuable lesson: huge, juiced-up muscles are not strictly necessary when all you do is shoot jumpers for fifteen minutes during blowouts. Sure, being able to showcase ill-gotten gains would certainly help in matters…
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James Jones 12 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
So James Jones barely plays at all in the regular season and now he gets fifteen minutes off the bench in the playoffs? If he was this good all along how come Spo didn’t realize it? Alternatively, if he wasn’t that good all along, why is he good now? I supposed it’s only fitting. Jones…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 24 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
“Oh yeah,” Chandler groaned. “Put it into your mouth, just like that.” “Mmmm,” Jeremy murmured around the obstruction in his mouth. Both players, stripped down to their Under Armour in Jeremy’s kitchen, were shining with sweat. “Feels so good,” Chandler continued, head lolling back on his neck. He reached up to caress his pectorals, heightening…
Read MoreDevin Harris 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
While March Madness was going on I saw a list of all the current NBA players from the schools in the Final Four. Three of the schools had tons of NBA alumni. The fourth, Wisconsin, had three. Jon Leuer, Greg Stiemsma, and Devin Harris. Way to represent, guys! It’s kind of weird to think about…
Read MoreGary Neal 17 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
I still don’t know what the Bobcats were doing when they traded Ramon Sessions and Jeff Adrien for Luke Ridnour and Gary Neal. I guess it worked, cause they are a playoff team and the Bucks really aren’t, but them trading for two of the causes of the Bucks’ awfulness is strange. And it’s not…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
What if I told you that Serge “Dirge” Ibaka was just as important to the Thunders’ title aspirations as Russell Westbrook? It’s true! Everybody loves a volume scorer with low percentages, but there is less love for the guy who shoots well above 50% and still scores 15 per game, just because he doesn’t swag…
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
I’ve been doing a lot of research lately. Scouring material, both electronic and printed, for clues. Where is Greivis Vasquez from? Real, concrete answers are hard to find. Most of the sources indicate he is from a place called “Venezuela” which is located in “South America”. Now, I consider myself a geography expert. And I…
Read MoreJJ Redick 22 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
Playoff times are not DownToBuck’s favorite times. Yeah, the intensity and stuff is pretty cool. And seeing teams match up, making adjustments against each other, for an entire series. But the rotations that were loosening up leading up to the end of the year are suddenly constricted, leading to tons of Blake Griffin and Chris…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 8 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
There must be some reason why Rudy Gobert didn’t get any minutes this season. I have several theories, listed in order of likelihood: -He looks like an alien from outer space who will zap you with his ray gun -He is French -He was assumed to be a mime incapable of speech (see: French) -He…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
There was a loud knocking on the door. Kelly Olynyk looked up from his nearly-completed work, which he had hoped would be completed without intrusion. The knocker didn’t wait for an answer, and let himself in. “Hey Kelly, I was just wondering if you wanted to… what are you doing?” Phil Pressey asked this question…
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