New idea for the restaurant Brandon Knight should open when he’s done with his playing days: The Knight’s Templar: Medieval food and basketball Fun for the whole family! I haven’t fully fleshed out the details, but it would involve authentic medieval fare like uneatable bread and big things of meat. The crusades would be reenacted…
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Isaiah Thomas 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
People always like to rag on teams for passing on players in the draft. “Oh look at all those teams who passed on Drummond what an obvious pick so much potential I should be a GM.” This usually happens when the team they are a fan of made the pick in question or was later…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
Spencer “The Mulleted Manhandler” Hawes probably didn’t appreciate being traded from one ugly situation (Philadelphia) to another ugly situation (Cleveland). I’m sure he was angling for something like Houston or Miami, or at the very least Chicago. Every team has a place for a seven-footer who can shoot threes and look really dopey wearing an…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
Remember when Patrick Beverley maliciously and flagrantly injured Russell Westbrook, nearly ending Westbrook’s career? How dare somebody play with defensive intensity all 48 minutes! This isn’t just fun and games; there are superstars’ lives on the line here. Note to Patrick: save the defensive effort only for games that are: 1) within ten points, and…
Read MoreEric Gordon 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
If Eric Gordon were a subgenre of rock music, what subgenre would he be? This is a tough question to answer since rock is an extremely broad musical genre, encompassing almost any form of guitar-based music. My first inclination is that Eric Gordon would be 70’s Psychedelic Rock, since that genre is very free-flowing and…
Read MoreDanny Green 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
Danny “Eggs and Ham” Green was the darling of the finals last year. Hitting threes like a maniac, blocking LeBron, what a story. At least until the Heat figured him out and he became useless. And it looks like the rest of the league has figured him out too, because he hasn’t been playing well…
Read MoreAnthony Davis 28 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
Tyreke Evans walked into the locker room before the game holding a large box. He set it down and opened it, revealing a purple, green, and yellow cake. “Look what I got us! A little something special for Mardi Gras! A kingcake! I thought we could have maybe a little snack before the game. Everyone…
Read MorePerry Jones III 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
There was a lot of hype in college about Perry Jones III. I think. It’s been a while and I get my prospects confused sometimes. But I’m pretty sure people we’re really intrigued by his combination of size and athleticism. (actually I just checked out a draft website and they said his comparison was Tim…
Read MoreByron Mullens 15 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
This is what the highlight video of the future will look like. Three Pointers. Dunks. Free Throws. Nothing else. All that other stuff will be too inefficient for future-denizens. Byron Mullens is leading us into a glorious high-efficiency era of smart shot selection. Actually he’s one of the wackiest players in the league and has…
Read MoreKent Bazemore Career High 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
Is Bazemore this year’s Tobias Harris? Contending team (Warriors) trades him and another so-called “scrub” (MarShon Brooks) to a tanking team in exchange for a washed-up veteran who is supposed to help them in the playoffs (Steve Blake). Then the traded player gets to his new team and starts going nuts, displaying scoring ability that…
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