Nikola Vucevic scored 20 points last night against the Suns. That seems pretty good until you realize that Wilt Chamberlain once scored 100 in a single game. Thats 5 times as many points. What was Vucci Mane even doing out there? He’s not that much smaller than Wilt, and he can’t be that much less…
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Marcus Morris 16 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)
What is the nature of existence? What truly is reality besides that which we perceive ourselves? I’m sitting here at my computer watching Marcus Morris drop 16 points (all on jumpers, too) and it occurs to me that I can’t even be sure that Marcus is a person in the same way that I am…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 10 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/24/2013)
Rudy Gobert is probably the rawest player in the NBA. It seems like every time he gets passed the ball it bounces off his hands and out of bounds. He can’t shoot free throws, or score in any way other than dunking it. But he does have a 9 foot 7 inch standing reach. This…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 15 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)
Jeremy Lamb is supposed to be good. So why doesn’t he get more minutes? I get that the Thunder are trying to win a chip, but Lamb is the only decent remnant from the Harden trade. In order to make that trade look not totally horrible, he needs to be getting minutes and putting up…
Read MoreJared Dudley 21 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)
Jared “The Duder” Dudley’s role has been reduced to “just a guy who shoots open jumpshots”. It seems every shot he takes is a cleanly set-up J from Chris Paul. He hasn’t been altogether successful at hitting them, considering how open he’s been, but that’s okay. The Clippers don’t need him to be especially good…
Read MoreTerrence Jones 18 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/23/2013)
Is Terrence Jones the long-term answer for the Rockets at the power forward position? Ask Omer Asik, Patrick Patterson, Marcus Morris or Donatas Motiejunas, and they’ll tell you the answer: no. The long-term answer was supposed to be Dirk, but that didn’t quite work out. So now McHale plays whomever he can find for the…
Read MoreAaron Brooks 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2013)
With James Harden out indefinitely with a sprained beard, who better to step into the “shoot a ton of threes” void than Aaron Brooks? The Rockets’ other players have too much of a conscience, but Brooks hardly gets any minutes at this point. If he shoots like a maniac, what’s McHale going to do, limit…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 14 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2013)
The Cavs are a seriously messed up team. Rather than start their 4th pick from a year ago, they decide to start an undrafted Aussie rookie with a messed up face. Waiters is rumored to have punched Irving in a dispute during a players-only meeting. Well, he should have punched Dellavedova instead. The resultant facial…
Read MoreAnthony Bennett 9 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2013)
There has been much furor on the internet over the fact that Anthony Bennett, the Cavs numero uno pick, is playing like total garbage. You know he’s bad when people are comparing him unfavorably to Olowokandi. A keen observer might notice some other clues to his unsuitableness, like his sub-15% shooting percentage and that clip…
Read MoreSamuel Dalembert 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/22/2013)
“Sam, that was a good practice. I liked your hustle out there,” Rick Carlisle told his player. “I like seeing you putting in the effort towards improving your help defense.” Samuel Dalembert smiled. “Thanks coach.” “There’s just one thing. The assistants and I agree that you could stand to lose some weight.” Sam sighed. Coach…
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