The playoff race in the East is too complicated for me to understand. Even though there’s only two or one games left for all teams involved (and it’s only, like, two teams – the Hornets and the Pistons), keeping track of all the scenarios and possibilities is too much for my fragile little brain to…
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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 28 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2019)
https://youtu.be/ZaS4x1yQbjk It has been almost exactly two years since Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scored this many points. April 9, 2019, final game of the regular season, he dropped 32 (on 31 shots, NICE), following up another 32-point performance he had had the previous game. If there were any Lakers fans out there who were super optimistic about…
Read MoreJames Johnson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
I was all set and ready to not make any more highlight videos from the unholy night of April 7th, where fourteen games were played. All my highlight-making software was closed and I was getting ready to settle in for a night of ignoring the NCAA championship game (is it over yet?) and playing Factorio…
Read MoreLuke Kornet 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
How jealous of his son is Frank Kornet right now? The elder Kornet, if you’re not aware (and you’re really should be), was an NBA player for the Bucks for two uneventful years. His career high was 16, scored in his 7th career game before everyone (including the Portland defenders from that night) realized that…
Read MoreIsh Smith 20 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
I’m sure the Detroit Pistons have enjoyed having Ish Smith on their team, and I’m sure that Ish Smith has enjoyed playing for the Detroit Pistons. He has definitely forged a better legacy in Detroit than that other Smith guy who we all like to forget about (but is difficult to forget about given that…
Read MoreKevon Looney 14 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
The NCAA men’s basketball championship, the culmination of March Madness, an event which grips the nation’s attention for an entire month, is going on right now. They’re playing basketball right now. However, I refuse on principle to watch it, instead preferring to continue making highlight videos of NBA games. Why, you ask? Because college basketball…
Read MoreTrey Burke 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
You know, things just seemed a lot more fun with Trey Burke when he was on the Knicks. Maybe he’s been actually better for the Mavericks, but I don’t care about that. I care about FUN, and his ultra-fun redemption story in New York where he looked and played like Allen Iverson reincarnated took a…
Read MoreDaryl Macon 12 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
OFFICIAL WAYS I THOUGHT YOU SPELLED DARYL MACON’S FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Darrell 2. Darell 3. Darrel 4. Darel POWER GAP 12. Dahrul 13. Darroll 14. d’Airelle POWERER GAP 26. Darryl 27. Dhahrehl 28. Dairil POWEREST GAP 56. Dare-ill 57. Daryl
Read MoreAl-Farouq Aminu 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
This is a season-high for Al-Farouq Aminu. Didn’t this guy used to be good? You can argue that he’s still good, but I feel like there was a time, a few years ago, where 23 points was not an especially notable performance for him. And now it’s a season high? Perhaps I, affected severely by…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
In the past, I have revered and cherished the unforgettable Andre Miller/JaVale McGee lob connection. Something about being in the formative years of my NBA fandom, watching a slow old man throw endless alley-oops to a bouncy young dude, was life-altering for me. So it is with great regret that I have come to the…
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