Lost in the folderol (mostly consisting of Kevin Calabro tonelessly reciting a list of Blazers players who got triple-doubles off the bench) surrounding Evan Turner and his stat-padded statisticals, was that Zach Collins who is the future of the franchise scored a career-high 18 points. Normally, when a player hits the last shot to get…
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Evan Turner Triple Double 13 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Two triple-doubles in a row for Evan Turner. According to the kind Portland commentators (props to them because I’m WAY too lazy to do anything but the most basic statistical research for these descriptions), this is the first set of consecutive triple-doubles for a Blazer since Clyde Drexler back in the dark ages. Again, I’m…
Read MoreDwight Powell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
The lob connection between Dwight Powell and Luka Doncic grows stronger by the game. Doncic hasn’t quite mastered the art of putting the ball where Powell can really reach back and slam it hard, preferring to leave it right next to the rim (probably practiced too much with Dirk) so that anyone could dunk it….
Read MorePascal Siakam 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Just like the Bucks-Rockets game a few nights ago that was a battle of MVP candidates, this Raptors-Nets game was a battle of would-be award winners: Pascal Siakam and D’Angelo Russell, fighting for the MIP Improved Player trophy. I would hope that the award voters wouldn’t be swayed by head-to-head matchups, because this is a…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 10 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Random death can occur to any person, at any time. Sure, the chances may be significantly less for someone sitting at a desk (like I am) versus someone commuting through rush hour traffic or someone sleeping with a fan turned on in their room (South Korea knows what’s up). But the chance is still there…
Read MoreTrae Young 33 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
There are certain games, like this one against the 76ers, where it seems like the John Collins/Trae Young pick-and-roll is unstoppable. Under ideal circumstances, with two talented players, the pick-and-roll is literally unstoppable anyway; there are just too many ways for the ballhandler to counter anything shown by the defense. But the NBA usually isn’t…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
I thought Luka Doncic was supposed to be injured, but he clearly played at least some minutes in this game (I challenge anybody to score 27 points in zero minutes of playing time – it’s simply not possible), so he must not be as injured as I assumed. You know that Rick Carlisle wouldn’t play…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Everybody knows that Joe Ingles has a wife. He has a wife and she’s pretty cute. Not crazy hot like a supermodel, but cute in a sporty way. All of those are well-established facts which cannot be disputed. My question is, does Ingles have a best friend who’s a dude? And if he doesn’t, how…
Read MoreGrayson Allen 14 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
I’ll be forthright and honest with you: I’m making this Grayson Allen video because I want to get more views on my videos. If that means ignoring fifteen or twenty better performances (stats-wise) than this one, then so be it. I’m willing to withstand a few disgusted unsubscribers if it means that a bunch of…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
We were robbed of Lonnie Walker’s rookie year by a meniscus tear he sustained prior to the beginning of the season. Of course Walker’s rookie season is still happening; he’s played in a few games, so it’s not like we were literally robbed like we were with Blake Griffin once upon a time. But we’ll…
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