I’m thinking you guys must just take all your meals at fast-food establishments, or maybe your mom still cooks for you, because these frickin’ cookbooks are not frickin’ moving. I should have known better than to market a “Flavors of Favors” cookbook to a bunch of neckbearded NBA fans who have never cooked a meal…
Read MoreIsh Smith 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
I don’t want to make any more Ish Smith highlights. You don’t want to watch any more Ish Smith highlights. So how did we get into the scenario where both you and I consume/create Ish Smith highlights against our will? I have a very comprehensive theory for what could (I say could, but I feel…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
I don’t want to talk about it.
Read MoreShane Larkin 15 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
OFFICIAL DTB CAREER PREDICTIONS: SHANE LARKIN EDITION I predict that Shane Larkin will end up being one of those point guards who plays for seven teams in ten years and never scores more than four points per game for any of them. This prediction is already wrong because Larkin scored 6 PPG with the Knicks…
Read MoreEric Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
Now THIS is more like it! Eric Gordon scoring a mere 21 points is lame. Eric Gordon scoring 26 points, however, is a spectacle worthy of a highlight video. With the Pelicans’ best players all resting their booties on the bench for one reason or another (Holiday, Davis, Evans), Eric Gordon channeled his pre-injury, Clippers-era…
Read MoreHollis Thompson 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
Hollis “All Hollis Breaking Loose” Thompson has lowkey been a very good three-point shooter over his three-year career. He shot over 40% on deep balls in his first two seasons and looks poised to do it again this year. There are just a few things holding him back from breaking into the NBA fan’s collective…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
Austin Rivers squirmed and grimaced in his bed. The tormenting dreams were back again. Finally, his eyes flew open, and the terror of the dream caused him to burst into tears. “Daddy! Daddy!” Doc Rivers came running into his son’s bedroom, flipped on the light, and immediately put a comforting arm around Austin’s shoulders. “What’s…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 13 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
I’m sorry everybody. I tried as hard as I was able, but I just couldn’t manage to include any dunks from Larry Nance Jr. in this highlight package. Before you are too harsh on me, keep in mind that there are rules to this stuff. One can’t do whatever one wants when making these things….
Read MoreNicolas Batum 24 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
In recognition of Nicolas Batum’s season-high performance tonight, I have made him this coupon, to be redeemed whenever he wishes: ———————————————————- |…………………………………………………..| |…….The bearer of this coupon………| |….Is entitled to one (1) ball-punch…| |…………………………………………………..| |…………………………………………………..| |…………………………………………………..| |………..Cash value 1/100 cents……..| ———————————————————-
Read MoreAl Horford 26 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
I’m consistently torn on whether Al Horford is too good to be included in this channel. It’s hard to tell. On one hand, he is an All-Star, which almost automatically disqualifies him right there. On the other hand, he has no fans outside the state of Georgia and the Dominican Republic, which, while not making…
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