Career advice for Alan Anderson: if you want people to pay attention to you, as an old role-player who doesn’t do a whole lot on the court, you have to dunk it more often. Yes, it’s hard for a 32-year old to throw down monster hammers, but these are the sacrifices you must make if…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
How many manly hugs were hugged within the organization when Tyson Chandler returned to the Mavericks? Ten? A hundred? A thousand? Since he was a big part of their team winning the Larry O’Brien, you’d think that everybody there would want to give him man hugs. At the very least, Mark Cuban had to have…
Read MoreTim Duncan 26 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” It might say something about the current state of Tim Duncan that I’m doing highlights of him. He’s going blow for blow with Father Time, gamely putting up a fight with a combo of exquisitely refined skills and HGH. However,…
Read MoreTobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Tobias Harris has struggled recently under the combined yoke of injury troubles and incompetent coaching. Oh, and the fact that he constantly wondering how he can escape to New York and play for the Knicks. I mean, the Knicks already have Carmelo. Why would they not want Carmelo pt. 2 as well? It’s like double…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 18 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Andre Drummond: beast or nah? It’s hard to tell. Some nights he looks like a totally unstoppable 100% beast monster who will pillage your city and have his way with your women. Other nights he looks like a lost little puppy dog, his big sad eyes gazing at the confusing world in front of him….
Read MoreTerrence Ross 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Toronto’s hot start meant that they could screw around for the rest of the season and still make the playoffs. And that’s what they seem to be doing. Everyone is regressing, except for maybe Jonas Valanciunas, it’s hard to tell what he’s doing because he doesn’t get to touch the ball. Count Terrence Ross among…
Read MoreJared Sullinger 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
Jared Sullinger is in possession of a donk that would make any trashy girl jealous, and probably a fair few non-trashy girls as well. You could transplant it onto a notoriously pancake-assed celebrity like Mila Kunis and she would instantly be the most sought-after actress in the business. I mean, if Jared’s rear end looks…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 22 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
I offer to you now an exclusive look into my thought process for choosing who to do highlights for. – Who should I expertly compile highlights for? – Someone on the Nuggets had to have had a good game – Probably JaVale McGee – I love JaVale – What’s wrong with the Nuggets anyway? –…
Read MoreBen McLemore 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
“It’s his dubstep!” Rudy Gay had screamed. “He’s always tricking people into listening to it and it sucks!” Ben McLemore was occupying his usual place in the corner of the dungeon. His captor had relented and allowed the captives to be fed the most meager of rations; however, Ben’s moldy bread remained untouched. He could…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 26 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
Fans of the “Threes and Layups” style of basketball that is all the rage these days may want to refrain from clicking on this video. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Avery Bradley channeled his inner 90’s chucker (you know who I’m talking about) and scored 26 points, mainly on pull-up midrange jumpers just inside…
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