I need to watch more Spurs games. They haven’t forgotten the art of the midrange jumpers. I don’t have the stats in front of me, but I’m pretty sure I looked it up and remember seeing that LaMarcus Aldridge and DeMar DeRozan are in the top five of midrange shooting. Add in Rudy Gay, who…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 22 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
I was promised lobs from Luka Doncic to Dirk Nowitzki. Am the only one who remembers Doncic’s first interview after he got drafted where he said “Me and Dirk, it’s going to be Lob City”? I can’t find the clip of him saying it on YouTube, but that’s probably because his crack team of media…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
The buckets continue for Brandon “Brandumb Thingram” “Braindead Ingrandma” Ingram. This should be a familiar sight for Lakers fans: Ingram beasting and feasting after the All-Star break while the Lakers keep losing games. The only difference this year compared with the last two years is that there is a guy named LeBron James sulking around…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 16 Points/7 Blocks Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
With Malcolm Brogdon and Eric Bledsoe out, coach Budenholzer went with the biggest starting lineup I have ever seen: Middleton Antetokounmpo Mirotic Ilyasova Lopez. Who needs traditional guards when you can just play a bunch of huge dudes and stop the opposing team from ever scoring? Because that’s how the start of this game went:…
Read MoreDarren Collison 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
Darren Collison has been in the NBA for 10 years now, a length of time sometimes termed a “decade”. 10 whole years of SOLID as HECK point guard play. Nothing really notable except for his rookie season where he replaced an injured (sound familiar?) Chris Paul and turned into a beast, but eminently solid. I…
Read MoreMike Scott 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
It wasn’t too long ago that Mike Scott was hanging out on the fringiest fringes of the NBA. His final year in Atlanta, he was plagued by some sort of injury, only a year after being plagued by some sort of drug-related legal issue (a guy with emoji tattoos is a good candidate to have…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
The Bucks gave up a 19-2 run in the fourth quarter of this game and ended up blowing a huge lead to lose by four, but I am insulated from the negative effects of the loss by the fact that I didn’t watch any of the second half. I was too busy making highlight videos….
Read MoreJaVale McGee 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
You can say what you want about the Lakers’ loss to the lowly Suns, which leaves the team having lost four of their last five, but if you happen to say something along the lines of “it was JaVale McGee’s fault that the Lakers lost,” then you’re wrong. Here’s the list of people and factors…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 9 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. Bruno Caboclo is a very popular player who will drive views to my channel. 2. Six assists is not only a career high in that stat for Caboclo, but it is twice as many assists as he had ever gotten in a game before. This is…
Read MoreDeandre Ayton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
I’m afraid that, among all the hullabaloo surrounding the NBA’s pair of high-profile rookies, Luka Doncic and Trae Young, the accomplishments of Deandre “The Bahamaniac” Ayton are getting lost. Doncic has been good all year long, and Young recently has come on strong to reinvigorate the previously-stalled ROTY of the Year talks, but nobody remembers…
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