Andrew Nicholson: the next Donatas Motiejunas? Let’s run down the checklist.
Post moves? Check.
Counter moves? Check.
Three pointers? Check.
Lithuanian? Better: AMERICAN!
Plays next to an inferior center of the opposite skin color? Check.
Has “Captain Hook” nickname: He does now! Check.
Benched for no reason for way too long? Check.
Burned down an orphanage: gotta go with a tentative check on this one.