Kelly Olynyk 18 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

Kelly Olynyk knocked on the door of his parent’s house. It looked much the same as it did when he left, five years ago. The paint was a little chippier perhaps, the trees in the front yard a little less vibrant. The welcome mat, in all its threadbare glory, had, as ever, the opposite of…

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Avery Bradley Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

The Celtics just almost pulled off a huge comeback win over the Mavericks, having a chance to tie it late in the 4th after being down by 31 points earlier in the game. Avery Bradley may have choked on the free throws, but you can’t really blame him. He was worn out after putting the…

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Kelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2014)

Kelly Olynyk stood and watched the bus roll away. “BC Express – Canada’s finest discount transportation providers since 1973”. Sighing slightly, he picked up his duffel bags, readjusted his backpack and started walking down the main street of Kamloops, British Columbia. His great size attracted many curious stares, though no real recognition. Kamloops wasn’t really…

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Jeff Green All 46 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

It’s been a while since I updated you guys on my rap career. The people in LA aren’t as nice as the people in Wisconsin, but the record label guys want me to be here, so I guess I’ll be here for the time being. They also don’t want me posting my rhymes on the…

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Kelly Olynyk 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

There was a loud knocking on the door. Kelly Olynyk looked up from his nearly-completed work, which he had hoped would be completed without intrusion. The knocker didn’t wait for an answer, and let himself in. “Hey Kelly, I was just wondering if you wanted to… what are you doing?” Phil Pressey asked this question…

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Kelly Olynyk Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2014)

Kelly Olynyk is coming alive at exactly the right time. He needs to ensure that the Celtics’ tank is unharmed, while also providing a glimmer of hope for next year. If he can score a bunch in the last game, it can then be inferred that he will do similarly well next season. The Celtics’…

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Avery Bradley 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/12/2014)

It is mildly concerning that Avery Bradley’s favorite shot on the floor is also the one that is least likely to go in: the long two-pointer. He often creates this shot for himself rather than relying on a teammate to pass him the ball, reducing even further the likelihood of success. Still, he shoots well…

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Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)

Well, that experiment ended quickly. Retirement was going good. Sitting back in my recliner, with a beverage in hand (the key to a happy life is always having a beverage in hand) and the television turned to some crappy made-for-TV movie, though I wasn’t really watching. I was the picture of contentment. No worries, no…

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Jerryd Bayless 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2014)

“Dear Diary, Today I decided not to take any layups, because layups are for pussies. See you around! -Jerryd” This is really what Jerryd Bayless wrote in his diary after the game. I know because I infiltrated his house and stole it. I’m currently transcribing the rest, but I thought it would be cool to…

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Phil Pressey 12 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2014)

Wow, these highlights are kinda not as good as I had hoped. I mean, they’re technically good. Everything’s there. All the assists. All the points. It’s just, you know… The assists are totally lame. There, I said it. These are lame-o-supremo assists, peer-reviewed to ensure their lameness. Practically all of them just lead to jumpers….

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