“Dear Father, It has been too long since I last wrote to you. The distance between us is great, but I should not have also let our closeness grow further apart. Enclosed is a check for you and mama. You can use it to buy presents for my brothers and sisters. They are a little…
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Shane Larkin 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2015)
Thanks to the National Security Administration’s probably-illegal nationwide internet traffic dragnet, all you need to do to get somebody’s Google search history is tell the NSA that you’re a police officer who needs the information to catch a child predator or a terrorist or something. Really I don’t think the NSA even reads the letter….
Read MoreThaddeus Young 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2015)
No one really likes the Brooklyn Nets. No one really likes Thaddeus Young. Those two things combined mean one thing: this video isn’t going to get any views. Normally, a player who has no fans plays on a team which DOES have fans, which means that some of those fans will watch any video where…
Read MoreShane Larkin 11 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2015)
It seems like so long ago since Shane Larkin was a relevant basketball player. His three years so far in the NBA have been marked by no notable occurrences, no outstanding performances, and a whole bunch of butt splinters. I guess there really isn’t a market for a tiny point guard who can’t shoot and…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 26 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)
I don’t know who this new Nets commentator is, but it seems like his entire purpose in life is to take a dump on Brook Lopez whenever possible. I mean, it’s your job to be a homer. If you don’t like the fact that half of Lopez’ field goal attempts are flat-footed set-shots from twenty…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
When people talk about ugly jerseys, the new Hawks jerseys are often brought into the conversation. I politely yet firmly disagree with those people, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. In the Hawks-Nets game last night, the Hawks jerseys were not even the ugliest on the court. Put another way, the grey and…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 26 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2015)
Would have been nice to see the horrible Nets give the unbeatable Warriors their first loss. Quite the upset in the making, and it had to be ruined. Damn you Iguodala! I blame him. Why does he have to shine so bright in the big moments? I also blame Thaddeus Young. All he had to…
Read MoreShane Larkin 15 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
OFFICIAL DTB CAREER PREDICTIONS: SHANE LARKIN EDITION I predict that Shane Larkin will end up being one of those point guards who plays for seven teams in ten years and never scores more than four points per game for any of them. This prediction is already wrong because Larkin scored 6 PPG with the Knicks…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
Everyone is always ragging on the Brooklyn Nets, and it’s pissing me off. “Ha ha they don’t have any picks until 2020!” “Joe Johnson is the second highest-paid player in the league and he sucks let me revel in the misfortune of others!” “I am a heartless hell-demon!” “When will they win their first game,…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
I have long since come to grips with the fact that nobody cares about Blowpez. My only hope for this video is that in accrues more views than my recent JaMychal Green video, which, at the time of this writing, sits at a whopping 671 views. For this video of an all-star center to surpass…
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