Alright, your pal DTB is gonna get on his soapbox a little bit here. Hear me out. I wasn’t a big fan of the jersey patches when they first came out. I honestly thought I would hate them more than I did, but just because I’m not filled with complete hatred every time I look…
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Lauri Markkanen Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
We already know that Lauri Markkanen is a very good shooter. I don’t want to use the word “elite” just yet, simply because Markkanen hasn’t been in the league long enough to earn “elite” status, but I do want to allude to his eliteness. So I’m going with “very good” for now. But what about…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
I was hopeful that every single shot in this video was going to be a hook shot, but my hopes were dashed when it turned out that Robin Lopez threw a couple garden-variety layups in there. Layups are kind of like hook shots where you’re shooting from in front of your body instead of from…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 25 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
If you consider free throws to be a type of jumper, and you should, because there isn’t anyone I see in the league trying to lay up their foul shots, then all 25 of Lauri Markkanen’s points against the Magic were scored by way of the jumpshot. Note that I’m counting his first two running…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)
Over the last few games, Robin Lopez has been outscoring his eternal nemesis since birth, Brook Lopez. As far as I can tell, this statistical anomaly is made possible by the fact that Robin has a coach who still foolishly thinks that having a bigman play around the basket is a GOOD thing. Pffpfpfpft. Pft….
Read MoreOtto Porter Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)
Washington Wizards fans, all eight of them, must be wondering where this Otto Porter impostor came from, because he certainly didn’t do anything like this while he played for them this season. And my answer to them would be, this is no impostor, this is the Otto Porter that’s been there all along, except now…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Stacey King is really reaching deep into the annals of NBA history with the long-past Chicago centers he brings up whenever Robin Lopez does anything. He’s starting to reuse names now, but this is the first time I’m hearing of “Earl Cureton”, who played half a season with MJ back in the day. If he’s…
Read MoreWayne Selden 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
What’s up with Wayne Selden’s eyes? They’re really…bright. Like he’s wearing colored contacts or something. I find myself inexplicably being drawn to him. Looking at multiple closeup shots of his face while selecting a thumbnail image for this video has seriously overexposed me to his eyes. I’ve noticed this in the past as well but…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 31 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
Before you get all mad at me for not including Lauri Markkanen’s eighteen rebounds in the title of this video, let me remind you that eighteen rebounds is not even Markkanen’s highest rebounding total this season. He got nineteen in a game once. So this isn’t even exciting. My heart rate is not elevated at…
Read MoreOtto Porter 18 Points Bulls Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
Bulls without Otto Porter: 1 19-point or more win in 54 attempts. Bulls with Otto Porter: 1 19-point or more win in 1 attempt. It doesn’t take a genius to see the trend here: Otto Porter is the franchise-changer that Chicago desperately needed. Although, in truth, you can change the “Otto Porter” to “Jabari Parker”…
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