Gary Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)

It is officially Gary Harris hype time. I can say this because the Nuggets don’t have anybody good on their roster anymore, so the potential for Gary Harris to get lots of minutes is very high. That is why I am allowed to decree that it is time to get hyped for Gary Harris. I…

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Joffrey Lauvergne 11 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (11/1/2015)

Stepping into the Nuggets locker room must be like stepping into the United Nations. They’ve got representatives from pretty much every country that matters and a few that don’t: Joffrey Lauvergne (France) Danilo Gallinari (Italy) Emmanuel Mudiay (Democratic Republic of the Congo) Nikola Jokic (Serbia) Jusuf Nurkic (Bosnia) Mike Miller (South Dakota) So when Mudiay…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 17 Points/9 Assists Nuggets Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2015)

That’s it. Consider me hyped. Abandoning all pretenses of moderateness and objectivity, I have become HYPED for Emmanuel Mudiay. 17 and 9 against one of the top teams in the west? I have two words for you: Holy balls. A non-hyped individual might point towards Emmanuel’s 11 turnovers as evidence that excessive hype is unwarranted….

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Erick Green Career High 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Erick Green = Monta Ellis Lite? Based on this game, and his college career, I’m going to say that’s a fair comparison. I have no idea what the Nuggets are going to look like at the start of next season, but if it doesn’t include Erick Green getting thirty minutes per game at the two-guard…

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Wilson Chandler 32 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

“And remember when he tried to rap the scouting reports to us? That guy was a nut!” Kenneth Faried yelled, doubled over in laughter. “I’m so glad we revolted and kicked him out of here.” The rest of the assembled Nuggets laughed and agreed, all except for one. Wilson Chandler scowled. “If you guys hadn’t…

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Danilo Gallinari Career High 47 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2015)

“Hey man, great game tonight, too bad about the loss, huh?” Wilson Chandler wandered over to Danilo Gallinari’s locker. Danilo looked up, startled, as he hurriedly packed up his stuff. “What? Oh, yeah. I was really feeling it, and the guys kept finding me. I Liked the way they played tonight, lots of hustle, it…

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Kenneth Faried 29 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2015)

How much do you think it costs to touch Kenneth Faried’s hair? I’m betting it’s a lot, because of how soft his dreads look, but I don’t actually know. Is there, like, a price guide or something? Is there an NBA-hair-touching expert who I can consult? I asked him on twitter a bunch of times,…

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Erick Green 11 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)

I haven’t been doing enough highlights of total scrubs lately. Nikola Vucevic? Nicolas Batum? David Lee? Andrew Wiggins? Tarik Black? These people are near All-Stars. Highlights of good players was never the point of this channel. Looking at my own recent videos makes me sick. I thought about doing Al Horford highlights tonight. Can you…

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Jameer Nelson 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

After being on the same team for ten seasons, Jameer Nelson has been on three different teams this season, none of them being his original team. I’m not usually one to get sentimental about player transactions and feelings and stuff, but that’s sad AF. Jameer was probably beloved in Orlando, but his body isn’t getting…

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Randy Foye 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

Randy Foye is low-key having the worst season of his career right now. His 37% from the field is Brandon Jennings-esque and his 34% from three is not what we’ve come to expect from the Foyenicator. This prolonged slump, combined with him missing a ton of games with an injury, means that I shouldn’t be…

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