Reggie Jackson has his own team now. All the reasons that were offered as explanations for his suckiness in OKC no longer apply. Except for the biggest one, the one that keeps Pistons fans awake at night as their FO mulls a large contract offer. That he just plain sucks. Maybe sucks isn’t the right…
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Jodie Meeks 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/4/2015)
Watching this game, I’m thinking: why can’t Jodie Meeks be just as good as Kyle Korver? Jodie’s mechanics are fast and consistent. He seems to love coming off of screens. He’s been a great shooter for several seasons now. But he doesn’t even start. KCP, with his out-of-rhythm three-point jacking, is the starter in Detoilet…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
If you asked me before the season started how many minutes of highlights Spencer Dinwiddie would produce this year, I would have said “Maybe 2 or 3, if I edit it right”. It just seemed like he would be the kind of guy to get stashed in the D-League for almost the entirety of his…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2015)
Someone really needs to give Kentavious Caldwell-Pope “the talk”. But instead of the birds and the bees, it should be the birds and the threes! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry. But hidden in that bad pun is a salient point. His shot selection has been pretty crazy this year, especially with regards to three pointers. He has…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 18 Points/1 Jumper Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
Andre Drummond seems like the forgotten man this year. After all the frenzied excitement over his potential the last two years, no one talks about him anymore (or watches his highlights, which is all I care about). What gives? Oh yeah. Some guy named “Hassan Whiteside”. Wow. I’m so excited. Andre Drummond’s shooting percentages may…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2015)
We have made progress; Pistons commentator George Blaha didn’t even call Kentavious Caldwell-Pope’s dunk in the third quarter a “windmill jam”. Could it be that he has finally learned what a windmill dunk actually entails? Or was he just distracted by the way KCP was favoring his leg after the landing? Now, if KCP did…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2015)
Man, some of the assists are just total BS. Not trying to hate on Spencer Dinwiddie here, he played a great game. It’s not his fault the scorekeepers got happy fingers and handed out assists like the Pistons have to hand out tickets to home games. But damn. I’m surprised they didn’t give some to…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 18 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Andre Drummond: beast or nah? It’s hard to tell. Some nights he looks like a totally unstoppable 100% beast monster who will pillage your city and have his way with your women. Other nights he looks like a lost little puppy dog, his big sad eyes gazing at the confusing world in front of him….
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 28 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2015)
I’ve talked a lot of crap about Kentavious Caldwell-Pope for various deficiencies in his game. Namely, that he sucks. However, I give daps where daps are due. He is definitely better than I am at basketball. It takes a lot of skill to score 11 points per game in the NBA even at his substandard…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin Career High 35 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2015)
DJ Augustin looked uneasily at the storefront of Mrs. Mysteria, Detroit’s finest psychic and purveyor of occult products. The grimy wooden facade stood as a stark contrast to the other stores in this particular strip mall. Maybe he should just go next door and pick up some Chinese food? Ignoring his misgivings, he walked in,…
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