Enes Kanter – Page 6

Enes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Enes Kanter stood outside the door of apartment 212. He had come here to Salt Lake City all the way from Oklahoma, and now he was too chicken to even knock on the door. The girl he loved was behind that door, he knew it. But what if things had changed? What if things weren’t…

Enes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2015)

Another good game for Enes Kanter. He really was misunderstood in Utah, I guess. Let this be a lesson to all haters on the internet (including me!): never call a player a bust until they suck for at least two teams. With just one team played for, it could just be a matter of them…

Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

Enes Kanter couldn’t help it. He was crying again. These tears, like those preceding them, were shed in memory of Jesseca, the cheerleader that Enes had left behind in Utah. The droplets, each one filled with more emotion than one man could possibly hold inside, splashed onto the piece of fancy stationery which lay in…

Enes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)

I think it’s someone else’s turn to mindlessly chase triple-doubles on the Thunder. Westbrook has had enough for one season. Why not Enes Kanter? He can pass it now, apparently. There have been many theories proffered as to why he couldn’t do it in Utah, but that time of his life is over now, and…

Enes Kanter 27 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)

“How about Christina?” asked Anthony Morrow, pointing at the well-appointed cheerleader standing at the sideline. “No, I don’t like Christina,” answered Enes Kanter, who was staring at the towel in his lap. “You didn’t even look!” exclaimed Anthony. “She’s a ten out of ten in anybody’s book, and I’m sure she’s way hotter than Jessandra…

Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Enes Kanter listened to the voicemail message again. “Hiiii! You’ve reached Jesseca’s voicemail, which means I can’t take your call right now! Leave a message and I’ll get back to you!” Of course, Enes didn’t leave a message. He couldn’t. Jesseca had surely viewed their budding relationship just as any cheerleader would view a relationship…

Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Looking back on it, I actually sorta liked Enes Kanter shooting threes. It was like Mehmet Okur unretired after putting on some weight. They weren’t the most devestating offensive weapon in history, but it was fun. That’s what basketball is supposed to be about, right? Fun? Someone correct me if I’m wrong. The fun is…

Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2015)

It will be interesting to see what Enes Kanter does to OKC’s defense. Having a PF like Ibaka is pretty much the ideal situation for him to be in, since Ibaka can defend the paint and cover ground while Kanter stumbles around aimlessly, perpetually failing to protect the rim or play help defense. It seems…

Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2015)

Well, Enes The Menace got his wish. He’s no longer on the Jazz and no longer withering under the cold, tall shadow of Rudy Gobert. His only competition for center minutes on the Thunder is Steven Adams, who, at the moment, is recuperating from injuries sustained from a sheep attack in the mountains of New…

Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2015)

I’m of the opinion that Enes Kanter could have a Greg Monroe-esque impact on offense if he was given an equivalent amount of touches. He also has a Greg Monroe-esque impact on defense by being slow-footed and not very good at team defense. So, however much Greg Monroe is going to get paid, that’s how…