Eric Gordon, at 28 years old, should be in his prime right now. That age is usually when players have their primes. But the stats clearly indicate that Gordon is not in his prime right now, and that his prime was actually in his early twenties. The reason for this premature prime? Injuries. Most people…
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Eric Gordon 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
Sorry about my other videos tonight. Well, maybe not sorry. Just acknowledging that for some people, they would be unsatisfactory, what with their point totals of 18,12,16,19,14,15,12, and 15. Good amounts of points for the players involved, sure, but not a good amount of points for players who are actually good. LeBron James scores 15…
Read MoreEric Gordon 31 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
Remember when Eric Gordon was an exciting young player, the next high-scoring SG? Putting up 22 points per game with an awful but exciting Clippers team, alongside the star-studded tandem of Blake Griffin and Ryan Gomes? “The Three G’s” people used to call them. Those were fun times. I want to go back to those…
Read MoreEric Gordon 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2016)
It figures that the one game where Eric Gordon shows an inclination to do anything other than shoot (in this case, pass), I decide not to show those parts of his game because I want to move on quickly to other vids. Gordon’s always been a 16/3/3 type of guy, but in this game he…
Read MoreEric Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
Now THIS is more like it! Eric Gordon scoring a mere 21 points is lame. Eric Gordon scoring 26 points, however, is a spectacle worthy of a highlight video. With the Pelicans’ best players all resting their booties on the bench for one reason or another (Holiday, Davis, Evans), Eric Gordon channeled his pre-injury, Clippers-era…
Read MoreEric Gordon 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2015)
Why can’t the Pelicans win a game? They’re 0-6 right now even with Anthony Davis beasting. Here’s a list I came up with which is entitled “DTB’s List of Reasons Why the Pelicans Can’t Win a Game”: -Tyreke Evans is trapped under a mountain of beads on Bourbon Street -Anthony Davis shoots too many threes…
Read MoreEric Gordon 29 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
I kept telling people all season that the Pelicans were an under-the-radar candidate for the Western Conference Finals. There was a small glimmer of hope that they would fulfill the prophecy I had assigned to them, but, sadly, it was not to be. So now I kind of look like an idiot just because I…
Read MoreEric Gordon 23 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2015)
Am I the only who was really happy when the Pelicans got off to a good start and shut up everybody at Oracle? I hate it when home fans are happy. During that first quarter, any time those Warriors fans stood up and applauded, or when one of the Warriors players got all excited, I…
Read MoreEric Gordon 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
If Eric Gordon were a type of ice cream preparation, what kind of ice cream preparation would he be? Bowl of chocolate ice cream: it’s okay, but you know it’s not the same as real chocolate. Kind of like Eric Gordon now isn’t the “real” Eric Gordon, the pre-injury Eric Gordon. Fair comparison. Waffle cone…
Read MoreEric Gordon 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
If Eric Gordon were a subgenre of rock music, what subgenre would he be? This is a tough question to answer since rock is an extremely broad musical genre, encompassing almost any form of guitar-based music. My first inclination is that Eric Gordon would be 70’s Psychedelic Rock, since that genre is very free-flowing and…
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